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Old 03-19-2012   #1
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Old 03-19-2012   #2
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8 miles less than what the flux capacitor needs for time travel?
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Old 03-19-2012   #3
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8 miles less than what the flux capacitor needs for time travel?
The only correct answer
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There's no way that can be legit and if it is, why would you marry her? She's not attractive enough to put up with that.
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8 miles less than what the flux capacitor needs for time travel?
If my calculations are correct, you're about to see some serious shinola.
"The ball ain't heavy."

-Herschel Walker, when asked if he got tired carrying the ball 30 times per game.
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Old 03-19-2012   #6
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There's no way that can be legit and if it is, why would you marry her? She's not attractive enough to put up with that.
Dear lord! Marry that? I couldn't stand being in the same room with her!
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I only lasted right at two minutes. Does it ever get any better?

This is a team who is battling several major injuries to
key players including Pro Bowl talents like Lee, Austin, Jenkins, Murray,
Carter and Ratliff. Other key starters missing include Costa, Smith, Church and
Coleman. That is 11 key players - that's half the starting lineup. Yet we still went 8-8.
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Thanks, I feel a little dumber for listening to half of that clip.


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The real answer is don't let her balance the check book.

Kristie.... Care to add your 2 cents worth...
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this guy is dumber imo,he is filming the whole thing while driving?
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this guy is dumber imo,he is filming the whole thing while driving?
What he is doing is stupid, but he definitely isn't as dumb as she is.

She thinks a bigger truck goes slower at 80mph than a smaller car at 80mph.
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Bone stock, right down to tires.

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The real answer is don't let her balance the check book.

Kristie.... Care to add your 2 cents worth...
sounds to me like she's really dumb. I guess that what she gets for not paying attention in math class.
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sounds to me like she's really dumb. I guess that what she gets for not paying attention in math class.
That is not math class, that is living and breathing class.
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That is not math class, that is living and breathing class.
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