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Old 05-26-2012   #1
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Default Dang, This Horse Dances Better Than Me

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Whenever I see stuff like this I always wonder what methods were used to get an animal to do something so unnatural...
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That is amazing! How do they train an animal to do that!

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I can barely walk and chew bubble gum at the same time. Horses that can do what that horse did have my due admiration, that's for sure. Talk about animal grace on display. "What a horse. What a performance." I agree.
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I can barely walk and chew bubble gum at the same time. Horses that can do what that horse did have my due admiration, that's for sure. Talk about animal grace on display. "What a horse. What a performance." I agree.
And later after life, the poor horse will become dog food.






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And later after life, the poor horse will become dog food.






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Such a dark prognostication, 5Stars. I'm just guessing that as a kid you may have pushed frogs off of swings until they stopped croakin'. But then you quit. You did quit? LOL.
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Such a dark prognostication, 5Stars. I'm just guessing that as a kid you may have pushed frogs off of swings until they stopped croakin'. But then you quit. You did quit? LOL.
No, I never quit on frogs...I just tear there little hind legs off for food, give them some little crutches and send them on their way.

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No, I never quit on frogs...I just tear there little hind legs off for food, give them some little crutches and send them on their way.

LOL! So there IS a touch of compassion ... I'd hoped so. Giving them some little crutches shows you're just an ol' softie at heart.
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LOL! So there IS a touch of compassion ... I'd hoped so. Giving them some little crutches shows you're just an ol' softie at heart.
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Please don't tell me you serenade the frogs you're torchering with this song when you're tearing off their hind legs.

Crutches or no, that'd be a li'l twisted. BTW, how'd we get here starting from a "dancing horse" discussion? My fault, I'm sure.
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Please don't tell me you serenade the frogs you're torchering with this song when you're tearing off their hind legs.

Crutches or no, that'd be a li'l twisted. BTW, how'd we get here starting from a "dancing horse" discussion? My fault, I'm sure.


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I had this all wrong, 5Stars. I can see now there's no critter malice or intended cruelty involved. It's obviously just a lifestyle choice at work. Whyn't ya jes' say so?

Frog torchering? Frog leg harvesting? I say potato, you say potahto.
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That is amazing! How do they train an animal to do that!

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