Things You've Learned from Movies... - Page 2 - Dallas Cowboys Forum

Payton34Smith22 · 07-10-2005

Bad guys have Awesome weapons but can't hit anything.

Kangaroo · 07-10-2005

That holding a pistol sideways is more accurate and never kicks

That despite what the military practices and the laws of physics on the M-16 really is; they do not need blank adapters to shot blanks (See Bruce Willis in Die Hard II for an example)

Cars explode when shot by a pistol or a rifle

That 95% of the men in a horror movie are wimps and never fight back

Despite statics otherwise when cars crash on the big screen they have a 80% chance to catch fire

That not wearing a seatbelt rarely gets you more than a few bumps and bruises

That Samatha Carter a Major in the US AirForce is smarter than the entire scientific community. Can come up with hypothesis on the fly based on flimsy logic and scientific theory at best and the theory works every time.

lane · 07-10-2005

if it has an all star cast........... stay away.

**WoodysGirl** · 07-10-2005

If it requires a woman to run, she must run in heels, lose her balance, and scream.

If there is a morning after scene, the woman's face must be completely made up as if she hasn't just spent the night sweating up the sheets.

StonetheCrow77 · 07-10-2005

a six shooter really had more than six shots in the old days...

Payton34Smith22 · 07-10-2005

Zombies have the amazing strength to push through 6 feet of packed dirt, but not to tear down a door alone.

Gibby! · 07-10-2005

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Originally Posted by Kangaroo

That holding a pistol sideways is more accurate and never kicks

That Samatha Carter a Major in the US AirForce is smarter than the entire scientific community. Can come up with hypothesis on the fly based on flimsy logic and scientific theory at best and the theory works every time.

I know its not a movie, but its possible to hit a person with a MAC-10 (or whatever they are called) kneeling in the dirt while on a boat moving at a high rate of speed holding a weapon in above said position.

Also not a movie but its possible to make a laser powerfull enough to burn through a masterlock out of BROKEN headlight lenses, bent up soda cans, and a paperclip...

Payton34Smith22 · 07-10-2005

I can get punched,kicked,elbowed in the face repeatedly and only have a small cut to show for it.
then have no swelling or bruising the next day.

Yeagermeister · 07-10-2005

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Originally Posted by Gibby!

I know its not a movie, but its possible to hit a person with a MAC-10 (or whatever they are called) kneeling in the dirt while on a boat moving at a high rate of speed holding a weapon in above said position.

Also not a movie but its possible to make a laser powerfull enough to burn through a masterlock out of BROKEN headlight lenses, bent up soda cans, and a paperclip...

Been watching Macgiver??????

Gibby! · 07-10-2005

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Originally Posted by Yeagermeister

Been watching Macgiver??????

No but we had this discussion the other day a work... Was pretty fun

. We also learned that aliens do exist because one persons sister disappeared :P.

Hostile · 07-10-2005

Ahnold will always be back.

It is possible to eat 50 hard boiled eggs in an hour.

Comedies typically don't win Oscars for acting, stuffy roles do.

davidyee · 07-10-2005

...trenchcoat and cool Euro shades are all that is needed and you too can fly in slow motion and dodge bullets.

In a crowded airport you will always spot the villain, bad guy/terrorist. And he will invariably run.

Cars always tend to hit parked vehicles then fly 20 feet in the air and land on their tops.

Cop cars always crash in a chase.

The best cop in the station house is always the maverick of the group. The commanding officer is always yelling at him.

Girl cops are better looking than runway models.

Bad guys live in big mansions. Good cops live in dumps.

Payton34Smith22 · 07-11-2005

I can have a sexy 5 o'clock shadow for days on end
and I can stay clean shaven for days on end without having to shave at all.

Women can swim underwater,get in fights,car wrecks,gun battles and still have perfect hair and makeup.

If my clothes or hair get wet they will be instantly dry the next time I'm seen,even if it's only a few minutes later.

Crown Royal · 07-11-2005

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Originally Posted by Hostile

Ahnold will always be back.

It is possible to eat 50 hard boiled eggs in an hour.

Comedies typically don't win Oscars for acting, stuffy roles do.

Yeah, well....sometimes nothing can be a real cool hand.

jamez25 · 07-11-2005

if your a black guy and in an action/horror flick ..you will die within the first 5 minutes...

The President can beat a whole team of highly trained terrorists by himself...

that Rocky barely beating Clubber Lang in their re-match forced Lang to disappear from the boxing scene...