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07-26-2005
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Old Testament...
Years Donated 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013
Joined: | Apr 2004 |
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Mike Gets Married...
Mike was a very happy person. His wonderful girlfriend and he had been dating for over a year, and so they decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering Mike...It was his fiance’s beautiful younger sister. The prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near Mike, and he always got more than a pleasant view of her wares. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day the "little" sister called and asked Mike to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when he arrived, and she whispered to him that she had feelings and desires for him that she couldn't overcome. She told Mike that she wanted to make love to him just once before he got married and committed his life to her sister.
Well, Mike was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."
Mike was stunned and frozen in shock as he watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her miniskirt, her top and her unmentionables and threw them down the stairs at him. He stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. He opened the door, and headed straight towards his car.
Lo and behold, his entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, his future father-in-law hugged him and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car. |
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07-26-2005
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Virtus Mille Scuta
Years Donated 2007, 2009, 2010
Joined: | Apr 2004 |
Location: | Weil der Stadt, |
Posts: | 8,399 |
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Originally Posted by trickblue
Mike was a very happy person. His wonderful girlfriend and he had been dating for over a year, and so they decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering Mike...It was his fiance’s beautiful younger sister. The prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near Mike, and he always got more than a pleasant view of her wares. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day the "little" sister called and asked Mike to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when he arrived, and she whispered to him that she had feelings and desires for him that she couldn't overcome. She told Mike that she wanted to make love to him just once before he got married and committed his life to her sister.
[View Full Quote]Well, Mike was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."
Mike was stunned and frozen in shock as he watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her miniskirt, her top and her unmentionables and threw them down the stairs at him. He stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. He opened the door, and headed straight towards his car.
Lo and behold, his entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, his future father-in-law hugged him and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car. |
I just love stories that have good morals in them 
Three passions, simple but overwhelmingly strong, have governed my life: the longing for love, the search for knowledge, and unbearable pity for the suffering of mankind. These passions, like great winds, have blown me hither and thither, in a wayward course, over a great ocean of anguish, reaching to the very verge of despair....Bertrand Russell
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07-26-2005
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Senior Member
Joined: | Apr 2004 |
Location: | Earth |
Posts: | 4,129 |
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awesome. Excuse me as I borrow this for another forum I frequent!
"The ball ain't heavy."
-Herschel Walker, when asked if he got tired carrying the ball 30 times per game.
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07-26-2005
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Old Testament...
Years Donated 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013
Joined: | Apr 2004 |
Location: | Vatican City |
Posts: | 28,538 |
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Originally Posted by Wimbo
awesome. Excuse me as I borrow this for another forum I frequent!
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But of course... |
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07-27-2005
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Senior Member
Joined: | Apr 2004 |
Location: | Texas |
Posts: | 1,606 |
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that was good !
My favorite channel.
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07-27-2005
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Semi-Official Loose Cannon
Joined: | Jul 2004 |
Posts: | 24,174 |
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Originally Posted by trickblue
Mike was a very happy person. His wonderful girlfriend and he had been dating for over a year, and so they decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering Mike...It was his fiance’s beautiful younger sister. The prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near Mike, and he always got more than a pleasant view of her wares. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day the "little" sister called and asked Mike to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when he arrived, and she whispered to him that she had feelings and desires for him that she couldn't overcome. She told Mike that she wanted to make love to him just once before he got married and committed his life to her sister.
[View Full Quote]Well, Mike was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."
Mike was stunned and frozen in shock as he watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her miniskirt, her top and her unmentionables and threw them down the stairs at him. He stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. He opened the door, and headed straight towards his car.
Lo and behold, his entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, his future father-in-law hugged him and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car. |
BWAHAHAHAHAHA... that punch line caught me by surprise... a very good joke, indeed...
Smarter than the av-er-age bear...
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07-27-2005
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I'd Hit It
Joined: | May 2004 |
Location: | Tijuana, Mexico |
Posts: | 2,406 |
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nice one  |
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07-27-2005
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Senior Member
Joined: | Apr 2004 |
Posts: | 7,301 |
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Originally Posted by trickblue
Mike was a very happy person. His wonderful girlfriend and he had been dating for over a year, and so they decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering Mike...It was his fiance’s beautiful younger sister. The prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near Mike, and he always got more than a pleasant view of her wares. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day the "little" sister called and asked Mike to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when he arrived, and she whispered to him that she had feelings and desires for him that she couldn't overcome. She told Mike that she wanted to make love to him just once before he got married and committed his life to her sister.
[View Full Quote]Well, Mike was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."
Mike was stunned and frozen in shock as he watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her miniskirt, her top and her unmentionables and threw them down the stairs at him. He stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. He opened the door, and headed straight towards his car.
Lo and behold, his entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, his future father-in-law hugged him and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car. |
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07-27-2005
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The Chairman
Joined: | Mar 2005 |
Posts: | 9,718 |
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hilarious
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07-27-2005
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K9NME
Years Donated 2004, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011
Joined: | Apr 2004 |
Location: | Houston, TX |
Posts: | 10,274 |
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Originally Posted by trickblue
Mike was a very happy person. His wonderful girlfriend and he had been dating for over a year, and so they decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering Mike...It was his fiance’s beautiful younger sister. The prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near Mike, and he always got more than a pleasant view of her wares. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day the "little" sister called and asked Mike to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when he arrived, and she whispered to him that she had feelings and desires for him that she couldn't overcome. She told Mike that she wanted to make love to him just once before he got married and committed his life to her sister.
[View Full Quote]Well, Mike was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."
Mike was stunned and frozen in shock as he watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her miniskirt, her top and her unmentionables and threw them down the stairs at him. He stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. He opened the door, and headed straight towards his car.
Lo and behold, his entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, his future father-in-law hugged him and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car. |
“Hit them in the mouth, bloody their nose, throw them to the ground and step on their throat!”--Brooking, Pregame Huddle 2009
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