25 Signs That You Have Grown Up - Dallas Cowboys Forum

**WoodysGirl** · 07-27-2005

Yet another you know when you're grown up thread...

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1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up"and "breakup."
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those%*$@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You take naps from noon to 6 PM.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
19. If you're a gal, you go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty goodstuff."
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces"I'm never going to drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt. Then you forward it to a bunch of old pals & friends 'cause you know they'll enjoy it & do the same.****

BONUS: When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "OhS*$#!!! What Happened??"

Yeagermeister · 07-27-2005

DING DING DING we have a winner

jksmith269 · 07-27-2005

GOD I'm old

28bringinthewood · 07-27-2005

Dang... I'm in

jamez25 · 07-27-2005

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.I am starting to get like that but just not yet.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.I still do that on my days off....usually spent drinking beer,watching videos, and readinf stuff...
6. You watch the Weather Channel.guilty
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.yea that sucks...summers used to be great.the only bad thing was waiting for football season to begi...and I always knew ehen it would cause my summer was about to end and school started.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt...I remember visiting our relatives and sleeping on the floor was fun as hell...know.the damn floor is so hard !
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.yea.romance in not what it used to be...
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty goodstuff." i drank a whole "box" of wine that my brother brought home once....
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces"I'm never going to drink that much again."...i say that all the time...
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 90% of us do that anyways...
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar....i rememberseeing a guy here in town in the parking lot before a hockey game and he was already smashed......