Have you ever visted the web site "Overheard in New York"? I don't know how much of it is real or made up, but there is some funny stuff.
Here is the link:
Here is one of the funnier ones I read today:
But Now It's a Box of Parts on Their Way to Mexico
Cop, taking report of stolen car:
Ok, what was the color, make and model?
It's cranberry and...
Cranberry's something you eat, son, your car was red.
Overheard by: Jatmos