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40 Things you'll never heard a redneck say

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  1. Yeagermeister

    Yeagermeister Active Member

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    40 things you will never hear a redneck say

    40. Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen.
    39. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
    38. Duct tape won't fix that.
    37. Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan.
    36. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
    35. We don't keep firearms in this house.
    34. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
    33. You can't feed that to the dog.
    32. I thought Graceland was tacky.
    31. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
    30. Wrasslin's fake.
    29. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
    28. We're vegetarians.
    27. Do you think my gut is too big?
    26. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
    25. Honey, we don't need another dog.
    24. Who gives a damn who won the Civil War?
    23. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
    22. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
    21. Spittin is such a nasty habit.
    20. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
    19. Trim the fat off that steak.
    18. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
    17. The tires on that truck are too big.
    16. I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad.
    15. I've got it all on the C: drive.
    14. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
    13. Would you like your fish poached or broiled?
    12. My fiance, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
    11. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
    10. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
    9. Checkmate.
    8. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
    7. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
    6. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
    5. I don't have a favorite college team.
    4. Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
    3. You All.
    2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer.

    And, Number ONE is:

    1. Nope, no more for me. I'm driving tonight.

    and my contribution

    Earnhardt sucks.....Jeff Gordon rules *just for you CP :D*
  2. TruBlueCowboy

    TruBlueCowboy New Member

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    "Yeeeehaaaa! Another Democrat won!"

    "So I've been looking into the Church of Satan lately...."

    "I sure do like that new rap music."
  3. CowboyPrincess

    CowboyPrincess Priceless

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    :tongue: BRAT :tongue:

    BTW... Gordon has sucked worse than Jr. lately... LOL
  4. Yeagermeister

    Yeagermeister Active Member

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    No doubt.....you know it's bad when Krusty is out running you

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  5. CowboyPrincess

    CowboyPrincess Priceless

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    yeah... we should both be bowing our heads in embarrassment and shame... LOL
  6. Yeagermeister

    Yeagermeister Active Member

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    Yes we should :(
  7. Duane

    Duane Active Member

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    LMAO and all true.
  8. trickblue

    trickblue Old Testament... Zone Supporter

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    Actually you would be wrong there tbc... most all rednecks are yellow-dog dems... ;)

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