By Azriel Yes, the fate of the world is likely riding on the outcome of the Cowboys-Chiefs game...OUR world...2005-2006 COWBOYS World! If we lose, 2005-2006 Cowboys World will likely experience a rift in the very fabric of its time-space continuum. The disappointing past of the last several years could become the near future and the recently-seeming bright future could again dissolve into the depressing dissillusions of the recent past. Heck...Some portions of 2005-2006 Cowboys World could completely vanish from their cosmicly-assigned four-dimensional coordinates in The NFL Galaxy. However, If we win, 2005-2006 Cowboys World will get a reprieve...until the NEXT Inter-Stellar Armageddon, which would be immediately scheduled for...THE NEXT WEEK! There really is very little room for error in this upcoming War of The Worlds. The Romulans AKA The Chiefs will invade Texas Stadium with a vengeance! Albeit enigmatic in their defensive forces, they will come with a swift, powerful, skilled, & diverse array of offensive weaponry....Larry Johnson, a star in the making, quick and powerful, the kind of RB that can give even our elite defensive forces trouble. "Gonzo", no not the Muppet...the All-World TE...in reality a huge, sure-handed, perfect-route-running WR with the power and agility of an NBA Power Forward. Trent Green, the Almost-Star QB...not brilliant in style or execution, but steady and highly adept at taking full advantage of his offensive array. The Federation AKA The Dallas Cowboys will attempt to counter...nee...overcome these more-than-worthy invaders with one of the most stellar defensive forces in The NFL Galaxy...and...a talented, but inconsistently-performing cadre of offensive weapons that MUST play and be allowed to play at their full potential. The onus for that is squarely on the be-medaled shoulders of Admiral Bill Parcells, Captain Drew Bledsoe, Commanders Julius Jones, Terry Glenn, Keyshawn Johnson, and Jason Witten...with much support required from the Warp-Core Generators AKA The Offensive Line. As if this world-changing battle weren't enough, we will also have to monitor similar battles across The NFL Galaxy. Our world sits just one NFC East Sector battle-win behind the Giants, with the malevolent Klingons AKA The Redskins breathing down our necks. We're tied for a spot in the tournament that determines the LAST Armageddon, with the Falcons and the Vikings...The VIKINGS! Remember them? Those are the same Vikings that early in the season were written off by most...except for maybe winning the "LOVE BOAT" Championship. Well...THEY'RE BAAAAAAACKKKKKK!!! So, thus comes ARMAGEDDON! But we control our own destiny. Will 'The STARship Cowboys' battle on warp drive or on impluse engines? Will our phasers be set on STUN or on OBLITERATE? Can our shields hold against the atom-rending quantum-powered offensive onslaught of The Chiefs? In what dimension will our post-Apocalyptic 2005-2006 Cowboys World exist? We will soon find out. I don't know about you, but I like our chances. As The Terminator said...."The future is not set. We can change it!" ... That is if we CRYYYY HAVOC and LOOOOOOSE the Cowboys Dogs of War on The Chiefs! GO COWBOYS....PUHLEEEEEEASE!!!