A Great Line For Dads Meeting Their Daughter's Guy

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  1. Hostile

    Hostile The Duke

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    So I was goofing around on youtube and I came across the tribute to Johnny Cash that performing artists did after his death in 2003. One of those paying tribute was his ex-son-in-law Rodney Crowell. Rodney was married to Johnny's daughter Roseanne for many years. Before they got married though they lived together for a time.

    Johnny summoned them to his home in Jamaica to discuss this. How would you like to be summoned to meet Johnny Cash to discuss having sex with his daughter? This was the man who wrote a lyric that said, "I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die."

    At the time Rodney and Roseanne were living in Los Angeles. They had a flight to Miami before connecting to Jamaica. Rodney described his consumption of Bloody Marys from LA to Miami, and then rum to Jamaica.

    Sleeping arrangements were being made and Rodney announced to Johnny that he intended to share his bed with Roseanne just as they did in LA.

    Johnny looked him in the eye and said, "boy I don't even know you well enough to miss you if you were gone."

  2. trickblue

    trickblue Not Old School...Old Testament...

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    Johnny was greatness... and given the fact he was a big man and a badass in his younger years, Crowell was smart not to try him...
  3. cowboyfan4life_mark

    cowboyfan4life_mark 5 outta 8 ain't bad

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    I have told my daughter that I will ask two questions.

    1) Boy, have you ever been shot?? (reply should be "No sir")

    2) Want to keep it that way??

    :D ;)
  4. Teren_Kanan

    Teren_Kanan Well-Known Member

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    /yawn at over protective Fathers. Though I guess it really depends on the age of their daughter.

    I had been dating my GF a year the first time I slept over at her father's house, and having sex with her the majority of that time. He was politely told (very respectfully mind you), that I was either sleeping in her bed with her, or she was sleeping in my bed with me that night, and we'd happily leave.

    He's southern baptist, but luckily he's mature enough to realize that his 21 year old daughter was no virgin, and trying to keep us separate was just some lame desperate attempt at control. He's a cool guy tho, I get a long with him great.

    I've never been intimated by a father before, then again I was 6'3 250 by age 19. Not that I'd ever fight my GF's dad, I like to think I'm a bit more mature than that =p

    Anyhow. Johnny Cash owns.
  5. Bob Sacamano

    Bob Sacamano Benched

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    I'd sleep with all your daughters with no compunction

    provided that they are at least the legal age of consent
  6. Dallas

    Dallas Old bulletproof tiger

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    Until you have a daughter of your own. You have ZERO cred here.

    Hope you realize that. How many kids do you have? hmm?

  7. Hostile

    Hostile The Duke

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    Yawn at tough talking about over protective fathers. Have a daughter of your own and you will probably join the ranks of over protective fathers.

    No one, and I mean no one, no matter how big and tough they are, or think they are, is going to come into my home and tell me where they are sleeping if they are not married to one of my two girls. I don't care if they knock knees regularly in their own homes. That is their house. They will respect the rules of my home, or the big bad tough guy won't need to even bother unpacking his suitcase. And he'd better have enough money for McDonalds or something else because I won't be feeding him either.

    My home is always open, but not to anyone who thinks they are anything but a guest in my home and will abide by my rules.
  8. StanleySpadowski

    StanleySpadowski Active Member

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    I think a person would raise his daughters well enough not to date a ******.

    A man's home is his castle. 20+ years of being around and hundreds of overnight stays and I still ask my father-in-law if I may have a beer or soda from his fridge. Plus it's his tv remote.
  9. CATCH17

    CATCH17 1st Round Pick

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    haha if I had a daughter she would be on lock down.

    Girls have gone wild. Pun intended.
  10. Hostile

    Hostile The Duke

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    My girls are picky. I doubt I will ever have to worry about either of them.
  11. Phoenix

    Phoenix Well-Known Member

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    Cash should have said:

    "Well, do ya feel LUCKY punk? Well? DO YA?" :D
  12. CowboyWay

    CowboyWay If Coach would have put me in, we'd a won State

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    I have a 5 year old boy, and a 4 year old boy.

    My wife is due with our first daughter on Feb 17th.

    I'm already having panic attacks worrying about boys.
  13. SaltwaterServr

    SaltwaterServr Blank Paper Offends Me

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    Classic. Every girl's father I've ever met, I don't know what their first names were other than "sir". They were raising cane and raising hell long before I ever walked the Earth, and there isn't anything new under the stars in regards to men and women. The young fox can't get by and tell the old fox who owns the chicken coop that he doesn't plan to eat them chickens. Old fox knows better.
  14. CliffnMesquite

    CliffnMesquite Well-Known Member

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    Just take the kid to your daughters room point to the bed and say...If you are found here at night, then point out the window and say...You will be found here in the morning. Have a nice stay.

  15. cbfan55

    cbfan55 Member

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    Well at least she will have her 2 older bros to take care of her.
  16. Joe Rod

    Joe Rod When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong

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    My daughter is only two, but the thought of her dating just flat out turns my stomach.
  17. Hostile

    Hostile The Duke

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    My last couple of years in High School were "colorful." I spent my entire Senior year on probation for drag racing in a school zone. I was innocent of the charges. Oh it was me, but I wasn't racing anyone. I was showing off for a couple of girls. It worked too.

    My Junior year I got into some trouble as well when I jumped my motorcycle over a moving Sheriff's car. It was a pure accident because I didn't know he was there. It was a desert town and a jump that was over an abandoned road. I had made the same jump dozens of times. This time there just happened to be a Deputy there. Well, the chase was on but you won't catch a dirt bike in a desert town. He soon learned who I was though. He didn't like me too much. He threatened to nail my hide to the wall the first chance he got, and I taunted him back and said, "you couldn't catch a cold in that car."

    So, in my Senior year I took a typing class and there is a lovely blonde girl seated next to me (alphabetically). It soon dawned on me that I had no shot with her when I saw her last name. His daughter. Well, she made things worse by flirting with me. A lot. Suggestive, inviting flirting. Cold shower flirting. You get the picture.

    One day she suggested we go out. I can't believe to this day that I turned her down. I wanted her as bad as she made me know she wanted me. She was stunned. She said, "why not? I'm not ugly." I told her she was drop dead pretty. She of course wanted to know what the problem was. I asked her if her Dad was a Deputy and she said yes. Mind you, by this time I am on Probation. She did not know that, but he sure did. I said, "ask your Dad what he thinks of me. If he's cool with it, I'd love to go out with you."

    The next day I got the answer I expected. "My Dad hates your guts." I never did go out with her. I had visions of him saying yes only to hold my hand as I shook his and then pound me into oblivion with his left hand.

    In his case, not even "sir" would have been enough.
  18. DallasCowpoke

    DallasCowpoke Fierce Allegiance

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    That's a great story. You're quite the stud!

    So, are you and the slutty GF still together?
  19. daschoo

    daschoo Slanje Va

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    he'd been going out with her a year and she's a slut because they were having sex? :eek:
  20. Dallas

    Dallas Old bulletproof tiger

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    This is what he said.

    Where in there does it say he was dating her over a year before having sex w/ her?

    Put your scrotch down and slowly re-read the quote. :laugh2:

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