Is it really a mock if you just throw some of your team's picks up? And can it be taken seriously if you may throw up pizza rolls in the next 15 minutes? Only the Lord and/or Scott Pioli can say. But here's some fun: This assumes no trades. Because I ain't psychic or in love with my cousin. #22 - Jonathan Stewart - Good value if he falls. Handsome. #28 - Aqib Talib - Pot finally does something positive in my life outside of nailing hairy chicks to the endless drone of Phish. #61 - Jordy Nelson - Good at football. Brings his lunch pail everyday. Coach on the field. He would play if you didn't pay him. Tall. White. #92 - Peyton Hillis - This draft is officially too melanin deficient. What the hell am I thinking. Someone help. #126 - Frank Okam - This mock stuff is easy if you chose guys 20 picks after they will be taken. Change my first rounders to Leodis McKelvin and DMac. #163 - DeJuan Tribble - Reminds me of Star Trek. Oddly enough, I did make love last weekend. To a girl. #167 - Kory Lichtensteiger - His name reminds me of beer. I like beer. #235 - Dominique Barber - Because why the hell not? So there you have it. I have no witty ending to this post.