A driver pulled into a gas station run by an Aggie and asked the owner if his blinkers were working. The Aggie bent down an looked, then said, "Yes...no...yes...no...yes...no...." An Aggie married a Greek woman, and soon they had a baby boy. It's Greek tradition to give the child a name that reflects the heritage of both parents, so they named him Zorba, the Dumb *** . Then there was the Aggie who guzzled so many slurpees he snowed in his pants. An Aggie went to a lumberyard and asked for some 2x4's. "How long do you want them," asked the clerk. "Really long," said the Aggie. "We're building a house."