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Another Kennedy post

Discussion in 'Off-topic Zone' started by 5Stars, Apr 10, 2011.

  1. 5Stars

    5Stars Here comes the Sun...

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    Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
    John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

    Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
    John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

    The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven letters.

    Both were particularly interested with civil rights.

    Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
    Both were shot in the head.

    (here is an interesting one)

    Lincoln’s secretary was named Kennedy.
    Kennedy’s secretary was named Lincoln.

    Both were assassinated by Southerners.
    Both were succeeded by Southerners.

    Both successors were named Johnson.
    Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
    Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

    John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln was born in 1839.
    Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy was born in 1939.

    Both assassins were known by their three names.
    Both names are made of fifteen letters.

    Booth ran from the theater and was caught in a warehouse.
    Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theater.

    Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

    A week before Lincoln was shot he was in Monroe, Maryland.

    A week before Kennedy was shot he was in Marilyn Monroe.
  2. MetalHead

    MetalHead Benched

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    Interesting...
  3. theogt

    theogt Surrealist Zone Supporter

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    Did you get that in your AOL inbox?
  4. 5Stars

    5Stars Here comes the Sun...

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    No, I don't use AOL. I did all the research myself.
    :pc:
  5. bbgun

    bbgun Benched

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    Ich bin ein sex machine.
  6. 5Stars

    5Stars Here comes the Sun...

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    What does that mean? I no speaka German.
    :confused:
  7. bbgun

    bbgun Benched

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    I am a ...
  8. 5Stars

    5Stars Here comes the Sun...

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    A machine normally uses batteries. You got some batteries?
    :confused:
  9. Chief

    Chief "Friggin Joke Monkey"

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    Marilyn died in 1962. Oops.
  10. 5Stars

    5Stars Here comes the Sun...

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    I know...that last part was just a spoff of whoever wrote this. I did not think someone would take that serious!

    Opps...I guess I was wrong.
  11. Yeagermeister

    Yeagermeister Active Member

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    Don't ruin his fun :laugh2:
  12. 5Stars

    5Stars Here comes the Sun...

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    Ban that knucklehead!
    :mad:
  13. 5Stars

    5Stars Here comes the Sun...

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    You looking up all the other dates and other pertinent information?
    :laugh2:
  14. Chief

    Chief "Friggin Joke Monkey"

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    Ha, no. That list has been circulating for years ... at least for 10 years. I'm sure there are other things false in it, but I noticed the Marilyn mistake the first time I saw the list.
  15. 5Stars

    5Stars Here comes the Sun...

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    Find the other falsehoods...let us know what they are. I mean, you've had 10 years to study this!
    :laugh2:
  16. Chief

    Chief "Friggin Joke Monkey"

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    Not sure what all the laughter is about. I've got better things to do than to watch a half-wit laugh himself silly after realizing some lame list he posted has mistakes.

    Thanks for reminding me why I frequent this site less and less.
  17. 5Stars

    5Stars Here comes the Sun...

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    Hey, don't thank me...we thank you!
    :D
  18. Phoenix

    Phoenix Well-Known Member

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    This list has been going around for a lot longer than 10 years...
  19. Cajuncowboy

    Cajuncowboy Preacher From The Black Lagoon

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    I can tell you one other mistake.

    Booth was shot in a barn, not a warehouse.
  20. casmith07

    casmith07 I'm the best poster in the game!

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    lol, fail.

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