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April Fools Mock

Discussion in 'Draft Zone' started by dogunwo, Apr 3, 2014.

  1. dogunwo

    dogunwo Waves that make you sea-sick

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    Ok, this is from another site, so I won't mention it, and most of the joke was lousy anyway, but this selection was funny to me, and I wanted to share.

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    [IMG] Baltimore Ravens: Steve Smith, WR, USC [IMG]
    Another Steve Smith? What's going on here? General manager Ozzie Newsome didn't offer much of an explanation.

    "Two down; one to go," he said quickly before departing on horseback.

    After doing some research, it was discovered that Newsome is seeking the three Steve Smiths. He already has the boisterous one; the Steve Smith of Exasperation. He drafted the injury-prone Smith; the Steve Smith of Laceration. All that remains is acquiring the Steve Smith who used to play basketball and now works as an analyst for Turner Sports; the Steve Smith of Narration.

    According to legend, when the Steve Smith of Exasperation, the Steve Smith of Laceration and the Steve Smith of Narration are combined, they will form the Master Steve Smith. But don't fear - Newsome is doing this for good, as he will use the Master Steve Smith to defeat Ganondorf once and for all.

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