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Are you a real pilot or... ?

Discussion in 'Off-topic Zone' started by Signals, Jan 7, 2010.

  1. Signals

    Signals Suspicious looking stranger

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    An old Pilot sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'

    He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs, Aeronca's, Neiuports, flew in WWII in a B-29, and later in the Korean conflict, taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot.'

    She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.' The two sat sipping in silence.

    A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?' He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.

    :D
     
  2. TheEnigma

    TheEnigma Anomaly

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    :)

    On another note, who is in your sig? Looks like a fremen girl from Dune or something.
     
  3. kmp77

    kmp77 Active Member

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  4. xWraithx

    xWraithx Benched

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    he's seriously (and disturbingly) obsessed with that picture... as you can tell

    dunno if you've also seen his thread on the before and after pics as well...
     

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