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Aussie Couple Rescued From Water After Using Sex Doll as a Raft

Discussion in 'Off-topic Zone' started by Doomsday101, Jan 19, 2011.

  1. Doomsday101

    Doomsday101 Well-Known Member

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    A bizarre decision to ride an inflatable doll down a flood-swollen Yarra River in Australia blew up in a woman’s face yesterday when she lost her latex playmate in a rough patch.

    The incident prompted a warning from police that blow-up sex toys are "not recognized flotation devices’’.

    Police and a State Emergency Services crew were called to the rescue when the woman and a man, both 19, struck trouble at Warrandyte North about 4.30pm yesterday.

    They were floating down the river on two inflatable dolls and had just passed the Pound Bend Tunnel when the woman lost her toy in turbulent water.

    http://www.foxnews.com/world/2011/0...ed-water-using-sex-doll-raft/?test=latestnews
  2. bbgun

    bbgun Benched

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    This is why I always keep one in the house. No other reasons.
  3. BrAinPaiNt

    BrAinPaiNt Brotherhood of the Beard Staff Member

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    Heard this on the radio the other day.

    I think they were floating down the flooded streets, headed to McDonalds but they had to call for help when they noticed some bull sharks on their tail.
  4. Doomsday101

    Doomsday101 Well-Known Member

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    Row, Row, Row your ho gently down the stream. :laugh2:
  5. BrAinPaiNt

    BrAinPaiNt Brotherhood of the Beard Staff Member

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    Merrily Merrily Merrily...HELP I'M DROWNING!1!
  6. peplaw06

    peplaw06 That Guy

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    Not recognized flotation devices?? They don't recognize that something made of plastic and filled with air can help you float?? ;)
  7. Faerluna

    Faerluna I'm Complicated

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    :laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:
  8. Cajuncowboy

    Cajuncowboy Preacher From The Black Lagoon

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    This thread has some great potential. It should be stickied. :D
  9. DallasCowpoke

    DallasCowpoke Fierce Allegiance

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    Let' play "Count the double entendres in this sentence", shall we?
  10. xout

    xout Believer

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    I spit water on my screen. Thanks.

    :bow:
  11. big dog cowboy

    big dog cowboy THE BIG DOG Staff Member

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    That dude looks just like Yeager.
  12. Yeagermeister

    Yeagermeister Active Member

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    Nah too skinny :laugh2:
  13. silverbear

    silverbear Semi-Official Loose Cannon

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    Besides, you ARE a flotation device, aren't you??
  14. Cajuncowboy

    Cajuncowboy Preacher From The Black Lagoon

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    Ohhh! Nice shot! How ya been SB???? Long time no talk.
  15. Yeagermeister

    Yeagermeister Active Member

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    I might be fluffy but I'm not full of hot air like you. :laugh2:
  16. silverbear

    silverbear Semi-Official Loose Cannon

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    If it wasn't for this forum, I would indeed be full of hot air... but y'all give me a chance to expel all of that... :D
  17. silverbear

    silverbear Semi-Official Loose Cannon

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    I'm hangin' in there, CC... hope you're doing well...

    It's true, we don't run across each other nearly as much since they closed the Politics Zone... that might be the best thing that could have happened for our friendship, LOL...
  18. WV Cowboy

    WV Cowboy Waitin' on the 6th

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    Using a sex toy as a raft may seem weird, .. but I guess it's better than using a raft as a sex toy.

    :laugh2:

    Ba Da Boom, .. I'll be here all evening!

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