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Bad Advice (game)

Discussion in 'Off-topic Zone' started by Signals, Mar 1, 2008.

  1. Signals

    Signals Suspicious looking stranger

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    Here's how it goes. You ask for advise about something and the next poster gives you bad advise and asks the next poster for advise on another issue.

    Example

    My car is running kind of sluggish from bad gas, what should I do?

    The next poster might answer by saying...

    Put three cups of sugar in your gas tank, that should clear the problem right up.


    I'll start.

    I need some advise on retirement planning, what do you recommend?

    :D
     
  2. Route 66

    Route 66 Well-Known Member

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    Practice spending your money now so when you retire, you will be efficient at whatever you have left.


    What's the best way to drive on icy roads?
     
  3. Signals

    Signals Suspicious looking stranger

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    Drink plenty of Bacardi 151 and drive a minimum of 30MPH above the posted speed limit without your seat belt on and with a patch over one eye.

    I need some advise on how to install some new electrical outlets in my living room.
     
  4. the kid 05

    the kid 05 Individuals play the game, but teams beat the odds

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    test them with a fork to see if they get power first.

    i need advise on how to out smart hostile.
     
  5. Route 66

    Route 66 Well-Known Member

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    Oh that's easy. All you have to do is buy him some jello shots and he will tell you the password/s for the entire site as well as all the skeletons in his closet.

    How does one become a Redskins fan?
     
  6. Rack Bauer

    Rack Bauer Federal Agent

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    Raiders... spartans... same thing. Have you seen the movie "300"? They don't really kill the ********/deformed babies, they just send them to DC to become Redskins fans.



    How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?
     
  7. the kid 05

    the kid 05 Individuals play the game, but teams beat the odds

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    depends on how good the girl is.

    how do you buy a 440 charger from ebay? :lmao2: ;)
     
  8. Rack Bauer

    Rack Bauer Federal Agent

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    I wish I knew the answer to that question.



    How do you cyber slap a smartarse upside the head? :D
     
  9. the kid 05

    the kid 05 Individuals play the game, but teams beat the odds

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    talk to Zrinkill hes pretty good at it :D

    why is it we park on driveways yet drive on parkways?
     
  10. Rack Bauer

    Rack Bauer Federal Agent

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    To confuse illegal immigrants.


    How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
     
  11. locked&loaded

    locked&loaded its redskin season

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    how do you spell advice?
     
  12. the kid 05

    the kid 05 Individuals play the game, but teams beat the odds

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    a woodchuck would chuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

    how do you make a ford a good car?
     
  13. Route 66

    Route 66 Well-Known Member

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    Make sure you aren't the driver?

    How do you rebuild a transmission?
     
  14. the kid 05

    the kid 05 Individuals play the game, but teams beat the odds

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    power clean it, replace the disks inside the tranny
    http://www.familycar.com/Transmission.htm

    (mine was a trick question you can't make a good ford)

    how do you drown a skin/giant/eagles fan?
     

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