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Cannibals

Discussion in 'Off-topic Zone' started by adbutcher, May 14, 2004.

  1. adbutcher

    adbutcher K9NME

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    CANNIBALS

    A big corporation recently hired several cannibals. "You are all part
    of our team now", said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing. "You
    get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to
    eat, but please don't eat any of the other employees".
    The cannibals promised they would not.
    Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard,
    and I'm quite satisfied with you. However, one of our engineers has
    disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to him ?"
    The cannibals all shook their heads no.
    After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the
    others, "Which one of you idiots ate the engineer ?"
    A hand raised hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals continued,
    "You fool!!! For four weeks we've been eating Managers and no one noticed anything,
    but noooooo, you had to go and eat someone important!"
  2. Yeagermeister

    Yeagermeister Active Member

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  3. Reef Engineer

    Reef Engineer New Member

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    Ab,

    I have that posted on my door along with several Dilbert cartoons - classic - ha ha.

    I'm a tweener - an engineer/project manager ... can do it all but would anyone notice? ;)
  4. adbutcher

    adbutcher K9NME

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    I will be doing something similar in my new position as a Product Development Engineer. As long as they don't have cannibals working at Carrier, I will be alright. :)

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