Caption Jerry

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  1. Colo

    Colo Rocky Mountain High

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    Jerry: See that there red ferrari? That's mine.

    Bob: I could have picked a ferrari, but I decided on that volvo over there. It's safer.
  2. Hostile

    Hostile The Duke

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    Bring your finger around and touch the tip of your nose.
  3. the kid 05

    the kid 05 Individuals play the game, but teams beat the odds

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    "yeah i point at the eagles trophy case every so offten to get a laugh when im down too"

  4. TheKey

    TheKey Faster than Felix

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    Bob: Wait so thats--not--Reggie Bush?
  5. SteveOS

    SteveOS Dedicated to Sports Gaming

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    "One, Two, cha-cha-cha!"
  6. Portland Fanatic

    Portland Fanatic Well-Known Member

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    Hey Bill...pull our fingers.
  7. Wimbo

    Wimbo Active Member

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    Jerry: So, what you are saying is that when everyone told you to NOT be a moron and to draft Reggie Bush, the words went right into this ear...

    Bob: ...yep, then right out this other side.
  8. dal0789

    dal0789 New Member

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  9. jrumann59

    jrumann59 Well-Known Member

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    Bob: What are you doing with that empty space there?

    Jerry: That is where the next case of Super Bowl trophies are going.:p:
  10. Yeagermeister

    Yeagermeister Active Member

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    Night fever Night fever
  11. DallasEast

    DallasEast Cowboys 24/7/365 Staff Member

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    Jones: "Hey, Bob, who's the little guy standing in the corner yelling, 'The Cowboys suck!!!'?

    McNair: "Who? That small fry over there? That's Dan Snyder, Jerry."
  12. 5Stars

    5Stars Here comes the Sun...

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    Bob: Hey, Jerry, who's picture is that over there?

    JJ: You mean that one over there?

    Bob: Yeah, that reminds me of someone...

    JJ: Oh, that picture...well, um, as you know, um, that is an old picture of Crankcase...we drafted him in the 2nd round...but his gears went haywire...
  13. EndGame

    EndGame Active Member

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    Stayin' Alive! Stayin' Alive!
  14. silverbear

    silverbear Semi-Official Loose Cannon

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    OK, this talk about Jerry and Ferraris reminds me of a joke I heard a year or two or three back:

    One sunny afternoon, there's a knock on Jerry's front door... he opens it, and finds one of the cheerleaders standing there... he asks her what she wants, and she says she's in a financial bind at the moment, and looking to take on some odd jobs... she asks if he has anything he can do around the mansion, and he thinks he might be able to use this situation to his advantage... so he tells her that he'll pay her 200 bucks to paint his porch...

    She eagerly agrees, and he takes her around to the garage, shows her where the paint and rollers and such are located, then goes back in the house, happy at getting the best of yet another business negotiation...

    About an hour later, there's another knock on his door, and the same cheerleader standing there, saying:

    "Mr. Jones, I finished up... but you don't have a Porch, you have a Ferrari"...

    You may have to read that punch line out loud to get the joke... :D
  15. the kid 05

    the kid 05 Individuals play the game, but teams beat the odds

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    that brings that dumb cheerleader stero type to an all time low...:lmao2:
  16. dougonthebench

    dougonthebench Cowboys Forever

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    you put your right hand put your right hand out.......
  17. mmohican29

    mmohican29 Well-Known Member

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    "Who Farted?"
  18. Star Struck

    Star Struck New Member

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    We need an offensive line like theirs!
  19. metfanjim

    metfanjim New Member

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    Jerry - Hey look at that.

    Other dude - EWWWWW!

    Jerry - Well my old face wasn't that bad.

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