Discussion in 'Fan Zone' started by Joe Realist, Apr 29, 2013.
" Jason, it's my team, I'm doing the picking ! "
Jason: And they call me Red?
Garrett to Jerry: "Tic tac?"
"Now Jason, I could really use another Rum n Coke."
Just between us girls, it sets you apart, Garrett.
Mr. Jones, I'm not picking my nose on national TV.
"So i said to Bush, I told the media our coach runs the draft. Can you believe some people bought that?" "Oh right, I forgot who i was talking to"
"See my two fingers, this is how you pour a drink!"
" Jason, your dog is pooping on my lawn and I 'm tired of it! "
"I've nothing to say, Jason. I just want to give Cowboys fans something to talk about.
It's so easy too! All I have to do is lean and point, then the fun begins!"
"See that guy over there? That is my son, Stephen. He is qualified to make draft picks for us because he is a chemical engineer. See, when you drill a hole in the ground......"
"Jason, when I want your opinion on a pick I will ask for it".
"...and so you see, if we can get Romo to start coming in at 7:00 am things will turn out different..."
it was weird listening to those PCs, it seemed jerry went in to them with the notion that he was going to bring this up no matter what
before that i didnt even know that stephen was a chemical engineer
it seemed jerry was trying to say:
"stephen is not as stupid as he sounds, he is a chemical engineer"
i didnt know they gave classes on evaluating football players during down times in chemical engineering school
how many other teams have chemical engineers in the war room?
only in cowboy land
"Jason, after I make each pick I'll pat you on the back and give you a high-five so you'll look involved.
if you reach down on the table and put that glass right here, I may just let you select one UDFA tomorrow...
Jerry: You look at Charlotte like that one more time and i'll send you packing.
Jerry: "What kind of sauce do you want on your wings, Jason? Garlic Parmesan or Blazin' hot? Because you know Wing Stop are the official wings of the Dallas Cowboys."
Jerry: Down the hall and to the right, right?
Jason: Good Lord................