Discussion in 'Fan Zone' started by Joe Realist, Apr 29, 2013.
"Hey, Ivy League, why don't you go think me up one of those frosted donuts with the sprinkles.."
Jason thinking: You can't fix stupid...
Jerry: "Jason, wake up, we're on the clock!"
Jerry: I've narrowd the 2014 Head Coaching spot down to 2 candicates. Jason, your thoughts?
P.S. I post this all in good fun, of couse, as I like Garrett as our Head Coach and think he's here for the long term.
Public displays of ignorance are not helping your cred,,,
" Jerry: Quick twitch? You mean like my face after a fifth of whiskey? "
you wanna throw down here or should we take it outside?
Jason: the idiots at it again. 1:1000.... 2:1000... 3:1000..deep breath... 1:1000...2:1000...
Jerry: Jason...I've already stripped you of the play calling, you say one more word, and Ill make Callahan the HC.
Jerry: Blah Blah...Blah...Blah Blah Blah
Jason: Dang, look at that face! AND they call me "Red"
Jason, "does he know I am sleeping"
Jason, where did that Jason Collins thread at CZ go to?
Jason: "Can you help me market my book after you fire me?"
Jerry: "Stick by me kid, and I'll show you how to nail down a draft"
Jason (thinking to himself): "I just nailed your daughter when you and Stevie left the room, you senile., old buffoon."
"People who ice their own kicker do not get to choose draft picks EVER."
"You get whoever I give you and you like it."
Jerry: Hey boy, why don't you make yourself useful and get me and my son here 2 wild turkey & cokes. Hurry up.