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CDC denies existence of Zombies (Never trust the Government)

Discussion in 'Off-topic Zone' started by ConcordCowboy, Jun 4, 2012.

  1. ConcordCowboy

    ConcordCowboy Mr. Buckeye

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    CDC denies existence of zombies, despite recent bizarre acts of cannibalism


    Although the week has been filled with disturbing, horrific acts of violence that include cannibalism and murder, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) announced that the Internet rumors suggesting a “Zombie Apocalypse” is underway is untrue...

    http://www.examiner.com/article/cdc...es-despite-recent-bizarre-acts-of-cannibalism
  2. jnday

    jnday Well-Known Member

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    That is good to know.
  3. Yeagermeister

    Yeagermeister Active Member

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    Dr. Jenner disagrees

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  4. Cajuncowboy

    Cajuncowboy Preacher From The Black Lagoon

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    Oh good. I was worried for a minute there.

    :D
  5. Yeagermeister

    Yeagermeister Active Member

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    Don't do any bath salt and you should be fine
  6. Doomsday101

    Doomsday101 Well-Known Member

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    Sure the CDC said that why wouldn't they since it is their experiments that have gone horrifically wrong that has produced these Zombies. :laugh2:
  7. Cajuncowboy

    Cajuncowboy Preacher From The Black Lagoon

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    That is one of the most bizarre things I have ever heard of, using bath salts to get high.
  8. BrAinPaiNt

    BrAinPaiNt Winter is Here Staff Member

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    I think that is just a street name for the drug. Had me confused at first as well.
  9. Doomsday101

    Doomsday101 Well-Known Member

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    Maybe that explains why after doing some Epson salt I had nothing but a headache. Had no desire to eat flesh of any kind. :laugh2:
  10. rocboy22

    rocboy22 Active Member

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    it just made me throw up!!

    :lmao2:
  11. ConcordCowboy

    ConcordCowboy Mr. Buckeye

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    Exactly

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  12. BrAinPaiNt

    BrAinPaiNt Winter is Here Staff Member

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    It can give you the runs.
  13. The30YardSlant

    The30YardSlant Benched

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    "Bath salts" is just a street name for various combinations of the stimulants mephedrone and methylone, among other things.

    I like to think there are people out there snorting epsom salt and wondering what the hell they are doing wrong. :laugh2:
  14. rocboy22

    rocboy22 Active Member

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    yea, duh. Everyone knows you can't snort that stuff, you need to shoot up!!
    :laugh2:
  15. Yeagermeister

    Yeagermeister Active Member

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    This thread should help you with some non meat ideas :laugh1:

    http://cowboyszone.com/forums/showthread.php?t=237174
  16. Yeagermeister

    Yeagermeister Active Member

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    He sprinkled it on his food :laugh1:
  17. Doomsday101

    Doomsday101 Well-Known Member

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    I don't know, did not feel like any exercising, to busy sitting on the can. :laugh2:
  18. Doomsday101

    Doomsday101 Well-Known Member

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  19. zrinkill

    zrinkill Diamond surrounded by trash

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    Was that you chasing me?
  20. Doomsday101

    Doomsday101 Well-Known Member

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    I don't know was that you hollering wha cha problem man. Leave me a lone. :laugh2:

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