Post your lame ***, but funny Chuck Norris jokes here. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take **** from anybody. Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the **** down. Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. Chuck Norris doesn’t eat. Rather he kicks *** until he’s full.