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Cocktails and Shots: why do we drink them?

Discussion in 'Off-topic Zone' started by BigDGarciaFan, Jul 13, 2014.

  1. BigDGarciaFan

    BigDGarciaFan Member

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    somewhat spin-off of my beer posting from last year. here it goes

    so why do we drink them? whats the point? whats its purpose? why can we drink the more simpler drinks like Milk or Ice Tea.

    it wouldnt hurt to go from

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    these bony figured ladies talking about "ga-ga"

    to

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    these fine ladies being healthy and sexy
  2. MonsterD

    MonsterD Quota outta absentia

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    Uh so.. this is a weight loss thread?
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  3. joseephuss

    joseephuss Well-Known Member

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    I've met plenty of ladies who drink alcoholic beverages who are sexy. They also are good conversationalists and they don't babble on about "ga-ga". Just because someone enjoys an adult libation from time to time doesn't mean they aren't healthy. There are times they drink alcohol and times they drink milk, water or anything else. I've also met plenty of sexy of ladies who don't drink alcohol.

    By they way, the ladies in the milk picture actually look more bony than the females in the top picture who are described as bony.
  4. diehard2294

    diehard2294 America's Team

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    Because some people are boring without drinking
  5. BigStar

    BigStar Stop chasing Zone Supporter

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    They get the job done faster and make it easier not to "break the seal" ;)
    Last edited: Jul 14, 2014
  6. Phoenix

    Phoenix Well-Known Member

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    Because they GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUD.....
  7. Future

    Future Intramural Legend

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    These threads are all such a strange mixture of self-righteous, naive, judgmental and weird I can't help but read them.
  8. Future

    Future Intramural Legend

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    I've met plenty of ladies while I was drinking alcoholic beverages who were sexy.
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  9. PJTHEDOORS

    PJTHEDOORS Well-Known Member

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    Why do people ask why? Better thread to start.
  10. BigDGarciaFan

    BigDGarciaFan Member

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    even SCTV's Dave Thomas' character Bill Needle dont like the song "pina colada"

  11. daschoo

    daschoo Slanje Va

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    But not so sexy when you sobered up in the morning? ;-)
  12. Pessimist_cowboy

    Pessimist_cowboy Well-Known Member

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    because they make me feel ******* GOOOOOOOD!!!!
  13. Ntegrase96

    Ntegrase96 Well-Known Member

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    Not big in cocktails or shots. If I'm drinking hard liquor it's likely bourbon or scotch neat, typically the latter.

    Why? It tastes nice, and helps me relax with its warm little numb comfort.
  14. burmafrd

    burmafrd Well-Known Member

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    booze makes you dumber than normal. And for many here that would be very bad.

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