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  1. RXP

    RXP Well-Known Member

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    Stand in line guys. I'm still waiting on a response about the Cowboys are "NFL quality that competes year in and year out".

    :)
  2. Vintage

    Vintage The Cult of Jib

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    To those of you boycotting.... how successful would you say that has been, thus far?
  3. BoysFan4ever

    BoysFan4ever Well-Known Member

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    I don't like lines. I get real antsy. He best hurry.
  4. stasheroo

    stasheroo Well-Known Member

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    For me, I can control what I can control.

    I voice my displeasure in the ways that I can. Both here and with my wallet by not buying anything.

    But I refuse to be apathetic or go with the flow or buy into what too many do and be apathetic and shrug my shoulders and say 'what can I'd do?'.

    Too much 'meh' in the world already, I'm not about to add to it.

    Others can do whatever they want, it's their right.

    But I'm not happy with what I'm getting so I don't support it.
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  5. Reverend Conehead

    Reverend Conehead Active Member

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    Not a bad idea -- bags over heads like the Aints fans of old. I never thought such a thing could happen with the Cowboys, but I'm ready for it at this point.
  6. TrailBlazer

    TrailBlazer Well-Known Member

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    Good post. Sums up my feelings as well.
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  7. theSHOW

    theSHOW Well-Known Member

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    lol yes it will never be the same for you ever again. Imagine 32 pies on the long long table Jerry comes into the room in his $10,000 suit he sees the 32 pies and starts to dunk his finger into the banana cream and them has a taste. Next the bean pie, then the blackberry. Jerry loves pie and taste each pie as he goes along the table. There is a blueberry and a boysenberry, a bumble berry and a buttermilk. Mmmmmm Cheesecake and cheese pie, cherry pie and chicken and mushroom pie. Delicious! Coconut cream pie mmm Jerry loves coconut. Derby pie and Key lime pie, lemon meringue and mince pie, Mississippi mud pir and peach pie. Jerry fingers these pies sometimes getting a different pie on each finger before sucking the pie off one by one after both hands have different pie types on each different finger. MMMMmmmmMM That's 10 Mmms! Pecan pie pizza pie pumpkin pie..pot pie. Raisin pie, raspberry pie, razzleberry pie, rhubarb pie, red velvet cheesecake pie mmmmm scotch pie, shepherds pie, shoofly pie, strawberry pie, and strawberry rhubarb. The end of the line is near sweat potato pie Jerry's loves to dip his finger into. Then a treacle tart followed by Jerry's favorite pie. He sees the apple pie and digs his thumb into it deep before whisking it into his mouth. Just a day in the life of Jerry.
  8. Dallas Cowboys

    Dallas Cowboys Active Member

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    I'm sure it would be plenty of scotch pie, but not the kind your probably referring to.
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  9. RXP

    RXP Well-Known Member

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    I don't know about you but my stomach is churning.

    I just can't figure out if I'm hungry or about to get sick.
  10. theSHOW

    theSHOW Well-Known Member

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    shut your pie hole! lol
  11. BoysFan4ever

    BoysFan4ever Well-Known Member

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    Are you perhaps from a galaxy far far away?
  12. cowboys2233

    cowboys2233 Well-Known Member

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    You're like Gollum with his dual personalities. One of your personalities says something and the other personality tells it to shut up. My precious?
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  13. stasheroo

    stasheroo Well-Known Member

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    I was thinking more of Forrest Gump...

    :rolleyes:
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  14. BoysFan4ever

    BoysFan4ever Well-Known Member

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    Well he did know where Jerry went to HS. You may be right.
  15. cowboys2233

    cowboys2233 Well-Known Member

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    Well, this team IS like a box of chocolates. When the heat is on, they melt and look like a big pile of poo.
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  16. theSHOW

    theSHOW Well-Known Member

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    yes! if you just replace pies with shrimp "I am Forrest gump except even faster."
  17. theSHOW

    theSHOW Well-Known Member

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    yes forgive me for trying to be nice to my fellow Cowboys fans in distress by doing a little joke on myself. So when will you guys spend some cash and go to Jerryworld with your bags?

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