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crazy germans!!!

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  1. daschoo

    daschoo Slanje Va

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    http://uk.news.yahoo.com/blog/editors_corner/article/26357/

    A judge in Stuttgart, Germany, is currently trying to decide on a lawsuit in which a man hired his neighbour to impregnate his wife.
    It gets weirder.
    Demetrius Soupolos, 29, and his former beauty queen wife, Traute, were very keen to have a child together, but Demetrius was Sterile so they began to seek out other possible options.
    The option the couple eventually decided on was to hire their neighbour Frank Maus, 34, to impregnate Traute.
    Maus, who was already married with two children agreed to do the job for the fee of €2,000. For three evenings a week for the next six months, a total of 72 different times, Maus tried to impregnate Traute.
    When his own wife objected, Maus explained that he was "only doing it for the money."
    After the unsuccessful six-month period Soupolos insisted that Maus take a medical examination. The doctor concluded that Maus was also sterile, which forced his wife into admitting that their two children did not belong to him.
    Soupolos is now suing Maus in an effort to get his money back. Maus' argument is that he did not guarantee conception, only that he would try his hardest.
  2. Signals

    Signals Suspicious looking stranger

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  3. vta

    vta The Proletariat

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    :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

    :lmao2:

    That's all there is. Totally speechless.
  4. BrAinPaiNt

    BrAinPaiNt Brotherhood of the Beard Staff Member

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    :laugh1: :laugh1: :laugh1:
  5. WoodysGirl

    WoodysGirl Do it for the Vine! Staff Member

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    oh wow.. They never heard of invitro fertilization? :laugh2:
  6. Bob Sacamano

    Bob Sacamano Benched

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    lol, no kidding, it's anonymous and probably cheaper too

    I know if I were sterile and wanted to get my wife impregnated, I wouldn't want to hire a guy I see everyday to do it
  7. daschoo

    daschoo Slanje Va

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    but on the flip side if your friend was struggling to get his former beauty queen wife pregnant... :p:
  8. Bob Sacamano

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    lol, no doubt, I'd be on that *** like white on rice

    but this dude can never really win an argument with his neighbor now

    "you suck"

    "well, I screwed your wife"

    /argument
  9. daschoo

    daschoo Slanje Va

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    ye i don't think he thought it through somehow lol
  10. vta

    vta The Proletariat

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    "well, I screwed your wife and you paid me to do it"

    FIFY.

    Does it get any worse than that???
  11. Faerluna

    Faerluna I'm Complicated

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    You'd think they would have opted for the turkey baster treatment. :p:
  12. peplaw06

    peplaw06 That Guy

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    I wonder how far down the list of options did they have to go to get to this one... hire your neighbor to impregnate your wife??

    I mean there's adoption, in vitro, sperm donor clinics... At what point do you say, nah, I'd rather raise my wife and the pool boy's baby??
  13. WarC

    WarC Active Member

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    :laugh1:

    Help a guy out!

    Hell I'd do it!
  14. Bob Sacamano

    Bob Sacamano Benched

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    lol, nope, I mean what's the comeback?
    :muttley: you're such a humanitarian
  15. big dog cowboy

    big dog cowboy THE BIG DOG Staff Member

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    All they had to do was call. I could have hooked them up.
  16. tomson75

    tomson75 Brain Dead Shill

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    I'd be giving my wife "Das Boot" for that crap.

    :D
  17. Bob Sacamano

    Bob Sacamano Benched

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    is it because you hate women?
  18. tomson75

    tomson75 Brain Dead Shill

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    Nah...because I hate other people's kids. ;)
  19. Duane

    Duane Active Member

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    Want to move to Germany and be that guy's neighbor.
  20. Bob Sacamano

    Bob Sacamano Benched

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    hey, hey, hey now

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