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crazy goose

Discussion in 'Off-topic Zone' started by lane, May 25, 2008.

  1. lane

    lane The Chairman

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  2. vta

    vta The Proletariat

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    Yeah those things have a hell of an attitude.
    They're all over the North East and for some reason hang around office parks and give people going to work tons of *****.

    Most don't get the correlation of slapping it in it's pea brained head and it getting the message (along with a dose of light brain damage), they just run and look silly as a goose chases them up the path.

    A guy I was working with on Thursday gave me a run down of how their being in the NE so much now, is a product of global warming. He say's that there exists no need for them to remigrate back North to Canada, what with the weather in the North East being so agreeable year 'round nowadays.

    Don't know if he's full of ***** or not, but it sounded plausible.
  3. bbgun

    bbgun Benched

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    "You're gonna need a bigger boat."
  4. lane

    lane The Chairman

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    crazy *** goose!!
    :lmao2:
  5. bbgun

    bbgun Benched

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    That dog seemed oddly passive. I wonder what he'd do if a criminal broke into the house.
  6. lane

    lane The Chairman

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    i think she could sense mama goose was protecting eggs near shore.

    having said that, she was very calm during the ordeal.
  7. bbgun

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    Obviously not a hunting dog.
  8. Hostile

    Hostile Tacos are a good investment Zone Supporter

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    I'd have had goose for dinner.
  9. heavyg

    heavyg Active Member

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    WOW. My taz would have made breakfast out of that thing.
  10. Rampage

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    for real that dog was a sissy
  11. bbgun

    bbgun Benched

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    Did you hear about the agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac?

    He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog. <rimshot>
  12. PosterChild

    PosterChild New Member

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    Did you hear the one about the father and daughter driving down the road when a bug hits their windshield?

    Hope ya have cause i can't post it here.

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