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Dallas Cowboy fans classification

Discussion in 'Fan Zone' started by theblackbear, Nov 17, 2005.

  1. theblackbear

    theblackbear Benched

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    theblackbear has ventured NFL forums worldwide owning armchair QB's and dissecting homers weak arguements. theblackbear now has a particular interest in drew 'the tin man' bledsoe as it appears once again he's pulled the wool over the rest of the NFL's eyes. So now that theblackbear has landed in "The Zone" and he wants to know what the make up of this board is.

    As a Cowboys fan what are you ......

    1. Dallas Cowboy Bootlicker (typical run of the mill homer with superbowl aspirations)
    2. Drewlicker (likely former Bledsoe trolls and homers from BB.com)
    3. Band Wagon jumper (jumpin jack, perhaps under the rader between the superbowl years of the 90's and the current "Tuna" era")

    Or

    A free thinking NFL fan that doesn't believe everything told from the corporate puppets and front office bafoons aka "Don't believe the hype fan." / DBTHF / aka theblackbear himself

    Make no mistake theblackbear is eager to discuss football with you all Dallas fans despite the fact you handed it to the bills not once but twice. :mad:

    theblackbear promises to conduct himself properly here as long as you don't become an enemy of theblackbear and BBO. So come on cowpokes and cowboys let's RUN IT!!!
  2. GTaylor

    GTaylor Gif Dude

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    GTaylor hates it when people talk in third person...it's really stupid

    BTW - Welcome to the forum.
  3. big_neil

    big_neil Benched

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    You forgot:

    4) Drew Basher (likely former Losman homer from BB.com who just can't get over his mistake)
  4. Silverstar

    Silverstar Active Member

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    There have been hundreds of threads on this forum about Bledsoe and whether or not he's the real deal. As a Cowboy so far, he's done a great job as long as he's protected and given time. I think Bledsoe is only as good as his surrounding cast and the Cowboys have a pretty good surrounding cast IMO. He's experienced and has been to 2 SB's and hopefully he'll QB the Cowboys to another.


    I don't see why he can't, especially under Parcells.


    :starspin
  5. theblackbear

    theblackbear Benched

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    Tiny you may fool these cowpokes...but you don't fool theblackbear! The Jig will be up soon for you and your hero here just like it was in buffalo. Until then theblackbear encourages you to throw around meaningless stats and numbers that inflate the tin mans mediorce overrated career.
  6. WoodysGirl

    WoodysGirl Do it for the Vine! Staff Member

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    Any relation to Silverbear? Maybe evil twin or something?

    j/k


    Just a reminder: All visiting fans are welcome, so let's play nice..


    So sayeth WG, so shall it be done... :)
  7. NovaCowboy

    NovaCowboy Benched

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    :laugh2:
  8. Cbz40

    Cbz40 The Grand Poobah

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    Whatever WG sayeth....Cbz will backeth.......
  9. kojak

    kojak Who Loves Ya Baby?

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  10. StanleySpadowski

    StanleySpadowski Active Member

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    I thought circumventing the language filter was an automatic banning. Why doesn't someone just take this one out now while the body's still warm?
  11. big_neil

    big_neil Benched

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    Fool them? Into what? Thinking they have a winning record? Thinking Drew is 12-4 in his last full season? Thinking Drew leads all NFC QBs in Pro Bowl votes? Thinking Drew leads the NFC in rating by 6 full percentage points? There's nothing to fool anyone with, just facts.

    At his current pace, by the end of the 2007 season, Drew will be around:

    #4 All time in yards
    #5 all time in touchdowns
    #3 all time in completions
    #3 all time in attempts.

    So realize that all of last year you were wrong: JP sucks and Drew rules. big_neil thinks you're an A-hole.
  12. BigDFan5

    BigDFan5 In Tebow I Trust

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    [IMG]......................
  13. theblackbear

    theblackbear Benched

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    theblackbear is not here to antagonize loyal cowboy fans or take on the zone's mod squad. theblackbear has many powerful moderator enemies already and has received several death threats from the buffalo bills organization for telling it like it is. theblackbear already dealt with several of tom 'the wizard of oz' donahoe's henchman and is looking for redemption. theblackbear here to take on bledsoe homers only...so you are either on the side of theblackbear or you are drewlicker for life!
  14. Maikeru-sama

    Maikeru-sama Mick Green 58

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    That would be #3.

    Full fledged Bandwagoner and im loving it.

    - Mike G.
  15. WoodysGirl

    WoodysGirl Do it for the Vine! Staff Member

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    :bow: :laugh2:

    OMG, can we make that into a smiley????:lmao2:
  16. LaTunaNostra

    LaTunaNostra He Made the Difference

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    Funny stuff!!!!!!!!!
  17. Cbz40

    Cbz40 The Grand Poobah

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    That is good................. :bow:
  18. theblackbear

    theblackbear Benched

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    tiny, theblackbear would like to know where this enthusiasm for your hero was back on jan 2? theblackbear remembers your hero getting OWNED by the steelers scrubs in a meaningless game. theblackbear also remembers the wizard of oz cutting the tin man loose because he refused to back up Losman.

    theblackbear wants to know why you are concerned with the 2007 season? what about the tin mans career qb rating? playoff wins?

    theblackbear fears this is 2002 all over again, and its only a matter of time before your hero fumbles the ball away for good. Monday night against the hapless e-girls was only the beggining...but let me guess, your going to tell theblackbear that bledsoe is the reason they won that game too?
  19. Faerluna

    Faerluna I'm Complicated

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    [IMG]


    Or something!
  20. LaTunaNostra

    LaTunaNostra He Made the Difference

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    This could be more entertaining than 'the Church of Vinnie' faithful. :)

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