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Dane Cook

Discussion in 'Off-topic Zone' started by Bob Sacamano, Sep 11, 2008.

  1. Bob Sacamano

    Bob Sacamano Benched

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    why is he starring in another romantic comedy?

    he's ugly and he's not funny

    how do people like him become famous?
  2. cowboyeric8

    cowboyeric8 Chicks dig crutches

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    I have no idea.

    His stand-up is crap, and his movies are even worse.
  3. cowboyeric8

    cowboyeric8 Chicks dig crutches

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    Though I am in the minority on my college campus. I haven't found another person who thinks he isn't funny. Everybody quotes him.
  4. Bob Sacamano

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    I guess because noone else is funny either
  5. Hostile

    Hostile Tacos are a good investment Zone Supporter

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    People used to quote Andrew Dice Clay. I never found him funny at all.
  6. Bob Sacamano

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    who?.
  7. MarionBarberThe4th

    MarionBarberThe4th Well-Known Member

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    Look up Brian Regan and Louis CK

    I know no one will, but you should
  8. Hostile

    Hostile Tacos are a good investment Zone Supporter

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    Look him up on youtube.

    I won't post the links due to the Guidelines. I don't find him funny.
  9. cowboyeric8

    cowboyeric8 Chicks dig crutches

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    Yeah Hos, he was horrible. I just watched.
  10. stealth

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    effort, if you are moderately funny and you keep grinding you can make it in the comedy game. Great thing about humor is how subjective it is, cook capitalized on a market and turned it into a career. You can take solace in knowing that niche people don't generally last, and cook isn't talented enough to transcend his role.

    I freely admit I am envious of him, he found a niche and exploited it.

    andrew dice clay is a great example of a guy exploiting a niche and becoming successful
  11. theogt

    theogt Surrealist Zone Supporter

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    He was funny early on in his career. Then it got tired.
  12. Rack Bauer

    Rack Bauer Federal Agent

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    Dice was funny.
  13. Doomsday

    Doomsday Rising Star

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    Dice Clay's nursery rhymes were really funny the rest of his act was pretty weak.
  14. Hostile

    Hostile Tacos are a good investment Zone Supporter

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    I literally never laughed at him one time. Not even once. I can't say that about any other comedian.
  15. Rack Bauer

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    Have you ever had a stick surgically removed from your "person" before?


    If not, you should schedule it right away.


    Dice was funny as hell. :D
  16. cowboyeric8

    cowboyeric8 Chicks dig crutches

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    Me either, the one I watched I was just sitting there like, Hostile just made me waste 8 minutes of my life :D

    Thats the same feeling I get when watching Dane Cook.
  17. Heisenberg

    Heisenberg Pow! Pow!

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    I find Dane Cook highly amusing. He's definitely not my favorite comedian though. That spot is reserved for the great Jim Gaffigan.
  18. joseephuss

    joseephuss Well-Known Member

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    Hot pockets.


    I heard that Dane Cook really pushed himself on *******. He contacted as many people as he could promoting himself, which helped his popularity. I have seen a little of his stand up routine on HBO and caught him when he hosted SNL. I did not find him that amusing, which is why I have not seen any of his movies.
  19. Chief

    Chief "Friggin Joke Monkey"

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    That's a funny routine.

    "Just take it out of the wrapper, and drop it in the toilet. Might as well cut out the middle man."
  20. MetalHead

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    Dane Cook is as funny as the first 23 minutes of Saving Private Ryan.

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