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Darth Vader Mugs Pizza Man

Discussion in 'Off-topic Zone' started by CowboyPrincess, Oct 7, 2004.

  1. CowboyPrincess

    CowboyPrincess Priceless

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    Someone put a call in to Luke Skywalker....

    Wednesday, October 06, 2004


    Darth Vader walks among us, and he's not in a happy mood.

    That's according to Kissimmee, Fla., authorities, who reported over the weekend that a pizza deliveryman was nearly robbed by an imposing figure dressed as the "Star Wars" bad guy.

    "This is a criminal mind trying to think of things to do to victimize people," Osceola County Deputy Sheriff Al Dearmas told WFTV-TV of Orlando.

    The deliveryman brought a pizza to a Kissimmee address Sunday night, said Dearmas, only to find no one home.

    He got back into his car to drive away, when Darth Vader, mask, black outfit and all, suddenly materialized.

    In a presumably commanding voice, the evil Sith Lord (search) ordered the deliveryman to give up all his cash.

    The pizza man hit the gas and sped off, but not before getting a good zap from what may have been a laser blaster, a light saber or perhaps just a stun gun.

    "Thank God nothing happened to the victim," Dearmas told the TV station. "We are very fortunate for that."

    "But things could have been much worse," he added, possibly considering the awesome power of the Dark Side.

    The call ordering the pizza was made from a pay phone at a drugstore around the corner.

    "We were able to obtain some fingerprints from the pay phone, and we have sent [them] out to ... see if we can have a match," said Dearmas.

    Tipsters are urged to call the Osceola County Sheriff's Office, and maybe Obi-Wan Kenobi (search) as well.
     
  2. SoTex

    SoTex Giddy Up

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    Here is a picture of the robbery in progress.
    [​IMG]

    This sounds like a job for Robocop.l :D
     
  3. BrAinPaiNt

    BrAinPaiNt Hunka Hunka Burning BP Staff Member

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    You know I have always enjoyed the star war movies and star trek shows...but some of these guys really need a life.
     
  4. SoTex

    SoTex Giddy Up

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    You got that right. Have you ever seen that movie Trekkies? If not, you need to. :D

    Trekkies
     
  5. Duane

    Duane Well-Known Member

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    IIRC that's the one where the lady comes to jury duty in her Star Trek uniform and the guy has a car that looks like the Enterprise. That was a trip.
     
  6. SoTex

    SoTex Giddy Up

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    That's the one. I laughed pretty hard. :D
     
  7. jacs

    jacs I'd Hit It

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    trekkies are very very sad people i mean they talk like they do in that program (i have never been a star trek fan nor ive remember their show) but i do remember that trekkies movie on directv and i laughed my a** off
     
  8. trickblue

    trickblue Not Old School...Old Testament...

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    I used to work with a guy in Dallas that actually bought language tapes to learn Klingon... :rolleyes:
     
  9. BrAinPaiNt

    BrAinPaiNt Hunka Hunka Burning BP Staff Member

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    I think I would just rather learn russian or german.

    From the movies when the Kingons talk that is what it reminds me of...besides with russian and or german you actually learn a REAL language.
     
  10. CowboyPrincess

    CowboyPrincess Priceless

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    I use to go to school w/ guys that wore trekkie uniforms to school everyday... Acted very weird.. talked in strange languages, used hand signs, one even had plastic pointed ears and glue on eyebrows...

    Now they are all Attorney's, Doctors and Professors... go figure
     
  11. jamez25

    jamez25 Active Member

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    y'all should watch "triumph the insult comic dogs" trip to a Star Wars opening....
     
  12. BrAinPaiNt

    BrAinPaiNt Hunka Hunka Burning BP Staff Member

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    I saw that...I think I posted a thread on here somewhere with a link to that...it was hillarious.


    Edit...

    Went back and found the link.

    http://www.redcoat.net/pics/Conan-Triumph-at-Star-Wars.wmv

    If you have not seen it and have a few minutes it is well worth it for a laugh.
     
  13. SoTex

    SoTex Giddy Up

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    Damn. I think I broke a rib. Never seen it, but that was damn funny. :D
     
  14. BrAinPaiNt

    BrAinPaiNt Hunka Hunka Burning BP Staff Member

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    Yes it cracks me up as well....towards the end when they have the guy dressed like spock walk by and flip them off was killing me.
     
  15. DallasCowpoke111

    DallasCowpoke111 Benched

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    :eek:

    BOYYYY, NOTHING escapes YOUR keen intellect, huh B??

    :p
     
  16. BrAinPaiNt

    BrAinPaiNt Hunka Hunka Burning BP Staff Member

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    I am glad you noticed.
     
  17. DallasCowpoke111

    DallasCowpoke111 Benched

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    WOW that was funny, yet incredibly disturbing at the same time!!
     
  18. BrAinPaiNt

    BrAinPaiNt Hunka Hunka Burning BP Staff Member

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    Yes very scary...when those guys were acting out the scene from the movie as it was playing...scary and sad.
     
  19. DallasCowpoke111

    DallasCowpoke111 Benched

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    The defeated looks on some of their faces as they were getting raked over the coals, were priceless!! Talk about "FAILED-smile!"

    :D
     
  20. BrAinPaiNt

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    The part with the pregnant woman and when he asks which part of darth vaders suit is for him to call his parents to pick him up were killing me.
     

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