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Discussion in 'Off-topic Zone' started by xWraithx, Dec 7, 2009.

  1. xWraithx

    xWraithx Benched

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    daschoo has a mum

    I have a mom
  2. vta

    vta The Proletariat

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    And if you smoke a cigarette, he smokes a ***.

    Edit Hey! How can that word be censored? It means cig in UK-ese, not liking boys, like in the U.S.
  3. daschoo

    daschoo Slanje Va

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    fairly random thread, to be honest i was half expecting a picture of nessie drinking whisky and playing the bagpipes.

    anyway you think these are chips
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    whereas i know that you have chips with fish and they look like this

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  4. vta

    vta The Proletariat

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    Then what do you call flat little fried potato discs?
  5. daschoo

    daschoo Slanje Va

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  6. bbgun

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    wankers
  7. daschoo

    daschoo Slanje Va

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    love how you don't class that as a swear word. watching tna wrestling and they beep out *** yet desmond wolfe comes out calling the crowd wankers and thats fine. :laugh2:
  8. DallasCowpoke

    DallasCowpoke Fierce Allegiance

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    Yup, and y'all think these are teeth.

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  9. bbgun

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    oh bollocks ;)
  10. Faerluna

    Faerluna I'm Complicated

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    A friend from Australia ran into an embarrassing situation as a Foreign Exchange Student here when she asked her host family for a rubber, aka an eraser.
  11. kmp77

    kmp77 Active Member

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    Any more on this story? Sounds like a funny tv skit. :laugh2: :laugh2:
  12. Faerluna

    Faerluna I'm Complicated

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    Not really. The host family was a young couple who were standing there with their mouth hanging open, stammering a little.

    My friend tried to explain that she was doing some homework and needed to start over on a math problem she was doing. Of course that finally brought the "Ohhhhhhhh, you mean an eraser" with a somewhat relieved look they shared.

    It wasn't until later that she asked us what the odd looks were about that we explained what a rubber was. She was mortified. haha!
  13. bbgun

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    They also get a kick from the fact that we pull for certain teams. Evidently,"pulling" has some sort of sexual connotation down there.
  14. SaltwaterServr

    SaltwaterServr Blank Paper Offends Me

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    A next door neighbor my first year at Tech in the dorms was an exchange student in Scotland for a semester. He was left behind at a party, so he asked a group of girls for "a lift". He got something, which was much more than he was expecting.
  15. the kid 05

    the kid 05 Individuals play the game, but teams beat the odds

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    quit being such a puff. Bob might like it :laugh2:
  16. daschoo

    daschoo Slanje Va

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    sounds like they were just easy because everyone here would say lift as in a lift home. if he asked for a ride on the other hand...
  17. CATCH17

    CATCH17 1st Round Pick

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    hbahahaha i've heard foreign people ask this before too.

    Instead of saying "ill punch you" they will say "i'll fist you".
  18. Faerluna

    Faerluna I'm Complicated

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    :lmao: :lmao2:
  19. BrAinPaiNt

    BrAinPaiNt Brotherhood of the Beard Staff Member

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    I was home visiting on leave and saw a TV ad for the Sheba Cat food.
    I started laughing and my parents asked what I was laughing about.
    I told them that sheba is basically the korean word for poop Well the other word that is censored here.

    So they were feeding that cat poop in a can.:lmao:
  20. daschoo

    daschoo Slanje Va

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    a much better threat. i'd certainly much rather be punched!!!

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