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Death Row Meal

Discussion in 'Off-topic Zone' started by JIMMYBUFFETT, May 29, 2014.

  1. rynochop

    rynochop Well-Known Member

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    Raw oysters, lobster tails, lamb chops, prime rib rare, oh and a bunch of fried okra.
  2. Phoenix

    Phoenix Well-Known Member

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    I see what you did there Mr Dufresne :D
  3. Payton34Smith22

    Payton34Smith22 Active Member

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    1. Ribey steak cooked medium rare, a loaded baked potato & some veggies on the side.
    2. Cold Budweiser
    3. Huge Great American Cookie Cake
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  4. da_whiz_kid

    da_whiz_kid Active Member

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    Appetizer: spinach artichoke dip from hillstone's

    Soup: lobster bisque

    Salad: Thai steak salad from hillstone's

    Entree: Grandma's fried catfish and shrimp, collared greens, spicy slaw, and auntie's lobster Mac and cheese

    Dessert: mom's homemade lemon cake(infused with grape ape, I'm going out high and full) and cookies and cream.

    Beverage: Water
  5. Pessimist_cowboy

    Pessimist_cowboy Well-Known Member

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    Buffalo Wings
    Bacon and Chedder Potato Skins
    A pastrami Burger from " the Hat " !
    A small sausage pizza
    A banana split
    And a bottle of Wild Turkey Bourban .
  6. CowboyGil

    CowboyGil Well-Known Member

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    Appetizer: My wifes' hot & spicy queso dip with On The Border chips
    No salad. This is my LAST meal for goodness sakes!
    Entree: My moms' homemade carne guisada with cottage potatoes and homemade flour tortillas
    Dessert: My moms' chocolate dream cake
    Beverage: An ice cold 2 liter bottle of Diet Dr. Pepper
  7. Tobal

    Tobal Well-Known Member

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    Thick bacon, thin bacon, chewy bacon, grilled bacon, fried bacon, baked bacon and throw some crispy bacon on top and I want it cooked by some hot chick wearing one of my dress shirts..... I figure and hope my wife would leave me after 14 yrs on death row. Then again maybe she'd go ahead and cook me one last meal. I'd also want some well water from my home town.
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  8. Doomsday101

    Doomsday101 Well-Known Member

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    Reality in Texas death row, inmate can have what ever they want as long as the prison has it on hand.
  9. WV Cowboy

    WV Cowboy Waitin' on the 6th

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    LOL, .. so this whole thread has been for naught.
  10. Doomsday101

    Doomsday101 Well-Known Member

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    I guess so at least here. I went recently to the Texas Prison museum in Huntsville and someone asked about the last meal for death row and the reply was as long as the kitchen has it on hand then they can have it, if not then they don't.
  11. Denim Chicken

    Denim Chicken Well-Known Member

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    LMFAO, that was the best episode. When he was trying to tell that girl he was a philanthropist and pronounced it "full-on rapist", I nearly soiled myself.
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  12. BigStar

    BigStar Stop chasing Zone Supporter

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    Restaurant Bathroom where they are trying to plan and coordinate with Charlie: "He is sweating/soaking through his shirt"..."Dude give me your shirt, she won't know the difference"..."She won't know the difference of you coming back to the table in a completely different shirt, how do you explain that one?...."I'll say there was this nice guy in the bathroom who traded shirts with me?:D"

    "Any cheese before a date is TOO MUCH CHEESE"
    "What are your Pet Peeves? People's knees:confused:..."cover up your knees if you're going to be walking around everywhere"

    That show is so funny and brilliant.
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  13. BigStar

    BigStar Stop chasing Zone Supporter

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    Yeah, much more like your favorite entrée from a crappy buffet where the food is barely edible.
  14. Doomsday101

    Doomsday101 Well-Known Member

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    Well if they opened the prison farms back up they could grow their own have good quality food but naw that interferes with the gang activities taking place.
  15. JoeyBoy718

    JoeyBoy718 Well-Known Member

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    So you won't eat a salad since it's your last meal, but then you're still sticking to diet soda?
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  16. Shunpike

    Shunpike Active Member

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    It has gotta be the taste.

    I am an obese and I eat a lot but my drink is always Diet Pepsi. Not because of the calories but because of the taste.
  17. BigStar

    BigStar Stop chasing Zone Supporter

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    I've heard the same response from bigger folks when ordering the Diet Soda, almost ready for the joke, "I just like the taste. THAT is why (bleep).":D Once you think about it, nutra-sweet is "sweeter to the taste" than cane sugar or corn syrup?
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  18. CowboyGil

    CowboyGil Well-Known Member

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    Like they said, I like the taste. And I'm not obese, I'm diabetic. And it's MY last meal anyway.
  19. hipfake08

    hipfake08 Well-Known Member

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    So when you went to the throne - they would juice you.
  20. Shunpike

    Shunpike Active Member

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