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Did McCain Order the Negative Campaigning?

Discussion in 'Political Zone' started by ConcordCowboy, Oct 8, 2008.

  1. ConcordCowboy

    ConcordCowboy Mr. Buckeye

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    Somebody e-mailed this to me.

    :p:


    Déjà vu-A Few Good Men

    American Voters: *Senator McCain, did you order the negative campaigning?*
    Fox News: You *don’t* have to answer that question!
    Senator McCain: I'll answer the question!
    [to American Voters]
    You want answers?
    American Voters: *I think we’re entitled.*
    Senator McCain: *You want answers?*
    American Voters: *We want the truth!*
    Senator McCain: *You can’t handle the truth!*
    Son, I mean Senator Obama, we live in a country that has morons, and those morons have to be pummeled by Rush, Sean, Sarah and me with lies. Whose gonna do it? You, Senator Obama? You, Senator Biden? I have a greater disability than you could possibly fathom. You keep pulling ahead in the polls, and you have a great campaign. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know; that the gullibility of many voters, while tragic, might save my ***. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saved the GOP. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me to forget the economy, you need me to negatively campaign. We use words like Ayers, Muslim and liar. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent attacking opponents. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises above the very civility that I can only pray for, and then questions the manner in which I mock it. I would rather you just said “what a loser”, and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a ballot, and vote. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.
    American Voter: Did you order the negative campaigning?
    Senator McCain: I did the job I...
    American voter: *Did you order the negative campaigning?*
    Senator McCain: *You’re damned right I did!*
  2. dre1288

    dre1288 New Member

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    This is too funny!!
  3. BrAinPaiNt

    BrAinPaiNt Brotherhood of the Beard Staff Member

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    :laugh2: :laugh2:

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