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Doctor Joke

Discussion in 'Off-topic Zone' started by Kangaroo, Sep 2, 2011.

  1. Kangaroo

    Kangaroo Active Member

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    A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge Heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.

    Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

    At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking ...of my own funeral........I'm a gynecologist".

    The proctologist fainted!
  2. ologan

    ologan Well-Known Member

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  3. CowboyMcCoy

    CowboyMcCoy Business is a Boomin

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  4. Ranzo

    Ranzo New Member

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    LOL Good one! Quite the visual...anyway, my stepfather was an OBGYN and he was always telling dirty jokes in the hospital delivery room, nurses lounge, tennis parties, family dinners at home as well as dining out. Really anyone proximal..and when the alcohol was flowing, man...we'd cringe and bear it. It got be particularly embarrassing when he kept repeating the same stories/jokes in succession and often to the same audience who'd heard them all before. But he never missed a single detail or punch line even into his 80's when still practicing and with creeping dementia.

    Medical practitioner humorists are some of the bawdiest jesters out there.
  5. ninja

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    Even my wife liked that joke. And she is Japanese and laughs at very few of the American jokes I tell her. It was even a joke that can be translated into Japanese and not lose meaning.
  6. CowboyMcCoy

    CowboyMcCoy Business is a Boomin

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    Hey, Ninja.
  7. ninja

    ninja Numbnuts

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    Thanks for the joke. Hang in there, CowboyMcCoy. IIRC, you had a tough time recently with sickness and your daughter (or maybe I got you confused with someone else). Take care.
  8. CowboyMcCoy

    CowboyMcCoy Business is a Boomin

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    I didn't post the joke, but yeah that's me. I posted with you as Ben_in_austin at Austin 360.... Thanks, I am hanging in there as much as I can.

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