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Does anyone watch Jackass?

Discussion in 'Off-topic Zone' started by Banned_n_austin, Jun 1, 2005.

  1. Banned_n_austin

    Banned_n_austin Benched

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    I guess this is the humor of my generation - lol. But this stuff is funny sometimes. It's a show I watch on a fairly regular basis if I can. The movie was pretty good. Though parts of it were a little over board. Even for my taste.

    Comments and skits are welcome in this thread.
  2. diehard2294

    diehard2294 America's Team

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    on occasions, I laughed so hard in the movie with the rental car part :laugh2:
  3. Banned_n_austin

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    LOL - I've got a drinking problem ... well, you're still gonna have to pay for it ... But you guys are going to help me pay for it, right? No you signed an agreement ... "But I was drunk when I signed that" ...

    That was probably the best one ever. Classic.
  4. Hoov

    Hoov Senior Member

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    my favorite part of the movie was the old dude that kept shoplifting and the store owner was freakin out, and the dude kept stuffing things in his jacket and being so obvious.
  5. jamez25

    jamez25 Active Member

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    I saw the movie ... the part where they tazered that guys taint was allsome...
  6. NYCowboy22

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    The horn at the golf course was classic.
  7. Billy Bullocks

    Billy Bullocks Active Member

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    I found the rental car ish funny as hell. Or the fire cracker wake up call.


    BTW, if you like this stuff, check out the CKY videos. They started this idiocy years ago. Back when I used to skateboard in the 90's some time. THAT **** IS FUNNY
  8. zorg222

    zorg222 nose picker

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    that's a funny show and their movie was good, too.

    HA, big 500 for me. That's not that much though, but it happened pretty quick.
  9. BrAinPaiNt

    BrAinPaiNt Winter is Here Staff Member

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    I love that movie...except a couple of parts.

    That old guy was knoxville dressed up.

    On the show they would have a couple of them dress up like old guys and do stuff.

    I think the part in the movie that made me roll was when they did the bungie wedgie.

    The funniest parts in the series was the ones with the big guy and weeman IMO.
  10. GTaylor

    GTaylor Gif Dude

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    That part was a trip, that skit, Bam beating up his dad and Jai Lai were my favorites.
  11. trickblue

    trickblue Old Testament... Zone Supporter

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    I can't believe that guy took a crap in that toilet at the hardware store...

    It was gross, but the visual of him sitting there reading the papre with a giant collective "***?" from the sales staff was pretty funny...
  12. BrAinPaiNt

    BrAinPaiNt Winter is Here Staff Member

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    Yes I forgot all about that part....HAHA that was priceless.
  13. Hoov

    Hoov Senior Member

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    The golf cart crash scenes were filmed 5 minutes from my parents house. Some of those guys live right near west chester (small town outside of philly), a couple of them used to come in the bar my friend works at.
  14. Hoov

    Hoov Senior Member

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    How bout the race car up the gurs arse, you could see it in the x-ray
  15. BrAinPaiNt

    BrAinPaiNt Winter is Here Staff Member

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    One time on the show they dug a big hole in the backyard and then covered it up with a tarp and some grass.

    Then they watched as the dad got on the riding lawnmower and he was driving it around and went right into that hole lol.


    Or the time they would stop at the gas station and asked if they could by a shovel or something and you could here this noise coming from the trunk of the car.

    All of a sudden a guy jumps out of the trunk who was either tied or taped and gagged and started running down the road....so the guy who was asking if they could get a shovel got into the car and peeled out lol.

    Or when the big guy was chasing the little guy down the road and they were both dressed as sumo wrestlers lol
  16. Hoov

    Hoov Senior Member

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    yeah, that is funny Brain. how about when they call a cab and ask the cab driver to help with the big bag and something starts squirming in the bag, then the midget jumps out with hands tied and he is gagged and the cab driver freaks out and takes off. that was hillarious
  17. GTaylor

    GTaylor Gif Dude

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    Or how about the skit when Brad Pitt was in line at a movie theater and was kidnapped, there must have been about 50 cell phones whipped out calling 911.
  18. Banned_n_austin

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    :laugh2:

    That was hilarious. My favorite part was when the guy was teeing up and aiming towards them and they still blew the horn ...

    I forgot about that one.
  19. Banned_n_austin

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    Son, you better not be doing what I think you're doing ...

    :laugh2:
  20. Banned_n_austin

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    I've been partying ... well don't tell anyone about this..

    :rofl:

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