Famous Philosphers

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  1. Hoofbite

    Hoofbite Well-Known Member

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  2. Signals

    Signals Suspicious looking stranger

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    :laugh1: What?
     
  3. Doomsday101

    Doomsday101 Well-Known Member

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    Yogi Berra

    You can observe a lot by watching

    Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't go to yours

    When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
     
  4. SaltwaterServr

    SaltwaterServr Blank Paper Offends Me

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  5. Wimbo

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    "Immanuel Kant was a real piss-ant who was very rarely stable.
    Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table. ..
    David Hume could out-consume Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel.
    And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as Schlegel.

    There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach 'ya 'bout the raising of the wrist.
    Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.

    John Stuart Mill, of his own free will, after half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
    Plato, they say, could stick it away, half a crate of whiskey every day!
    Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
    And Hobbes was fond of his Dram.
    And René Descartes was a drunken fart:
    "I drink, therefore I am."

    Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed;
    A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed."
     
  6. zrinkill

    zrinkill Diamond surrounded by trash

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    "Have You Ever Heard of Plato? Aristotle? Socrates?"

    "Yes"

    "Morons"
     
  7. Wimbo

    Wimbo Active Member

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    Princess Bride?
     
  8. Meat-O-Rama

    Meat-O-Rama Vegetarians are so stupid.

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    You beat me to it!

    I drink, therefore I am
     

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