French Toast

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  1. trickblue

    trickblue Not Old School...Old Testament...

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    An elderly gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane.

    At the French customs desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on bag.

    "You have been to France before, monsieur?" the customs officer asked, sarcastically.

    Whiting admitted he had been to France previously.

    "Then you should know enough to have your passport ready."

    The American said, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it."

    "Impossible. Americans always have to show your passports on arrival in France!"

    The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he quietly explained. "Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in 1944 to help liberate this country, I couldn't find any Frenchmen to show it to."
  2. SoTex

    SoTex Giddy Up

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    Great. Post of the day........ :D
  3. cowboyfan4life_mark

    cowboyfan4life_mark 5 outta 8 ain't bad

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    Now that is funny!!!!!! :D
  4. jacs

    jacs I'd Hit It

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  5. Yeagermeister

    Yeagermeister Active Member

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    It sort of reminds me of one of my favorite jokes.

    Did you hear about the new French tank?

    It has 5 gears....4 reverse and 1 forward in case it's attacked from behind
  6. Roughneck

    Roughneck Active Member

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    I am not lying when I say that is the Best Joke I've ever heard in my life.
  7. Hostile

    Hostile The Duke

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    Oh, that's awesome. My next door neighbor is a WWII vet who was a soldier on D-Day for the 3rd Army. They stormed Omaha beach. He is going to love this joke. Thank you.

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