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  1. Signals

    Signals Suspicious looking stranger

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    You wake up one morning, all groggy and tired. As you stumble your way into the bathroom, you look in the mirror and find out that...

    1. You're the opposite sex. Besides the obvious checking out the new parts, what would you do?

    2. You're someone famous. Who and why?

    3. You're the King (Queen) of the World! What edict would you pass?

    4. You're no longer in Kansas (or this world) anymore. Where are you?

    5. What's on deck for the weekend?
  2. Yeagermeister

    Yeagermeister Active Member

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    1. Play with those parts.....yes I'm a perv.....get over it :laugh2:

    2. A young Hugh Hefner

    3. Free pron for everyone

    4. Oklahoma? :eek:

    5. As little as possible
  3. Faerluna

    Faerluna I'm Complicated

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    You wake up one morning, all groggy and tired. As you stumble your way into the bathroom, you look in the mirror and find out that...

    1. You're the opposite sex. Besides the obvious checking out the new parts, what would you do?


    Figure out a way to explain it to my husband. :D

    2. You're someone famous. Who and why?

    Oprah. She has so much money that the world is her oyster. She can go anywhere, do almost anything she wants, make huge differences with charity work. Hard to see a downside to that.

    3. You're the King (Queen) of the World! What edict would you pass?

    Rule #1: Don't be a jerk.

    4. You're no longer in Kansas (or this world) anymore. Where are you?

    Venice or Paris....or Hawaii

    5. What's on deck for the weekend?

    Adoption stand and work on Saturday, hopefully going to a friend's farm about 40 miles from us on Sunday. She runs a small non-profit animal rescue and has all sorts of animals there (horses, pigs, goats, dogs, birds). Our daughter is dying to see some horses up close, so I know it will be a fun visit.
  4. big dog cowboy

    big dog cowboy THE BIG DOG Staff Member

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    1. You're the opposite sex. Besides the obvious checking out the new parts, what would you do? I can't think past "the obvious checking out the new parts"

    2. You're someone famous. Who and why? Hugh Hefner

    3. You're the King (Queen) of the World! What edict would you pass? Roger Goodell must be fired.

    4. You're no longer in Kansas (or this world) anymore. Where are you? I'm not in Kansas any more? :(

    5. What's on deck for the weekend? Work/chores/drink chocolate milk
  5. Phoenix

    Phoenix Well-Known Member

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    Spin my totem. :eek:
  6. casmith07

    casmith07 I'm the best poster in the game!

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    You wake up one morning, all groggy and tired. As you stumble your way into the bathroom, you look in the mirror and find out that...

    1. You're the opposite sex. Besides the obvious checking out the new parts, what would you do? Get a bunch of free stuff.

    2. You're someone famous. Who and why? I'm Cam Newton; young, huge, big and strong, team on the upswing, NFL quarterback, rich.

    3. You're the King (Queen) of the World! What edict would you pass? Where do I begin?

    4. You're no longer in Kansas (or this world) anymore. Where are you?
    I'm at The Citadel from the Mass Effect Universe.

    5. What's on deck for the weekend?
    Nephew's 1st birthday party, flag football game, studying/writing papers, drinking chocolate milk.
  7. The30YardSlant

    The30YardSlant Benched

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    1: I enjoy my posting privaleges here and thus will refuse to answer this question.

    2: Trace Adkins, so I can punch myself in the face repeatedly for the abomination that is "Honkeytonk Badonkadonk".

    3: All women found wearing Ugg boots with workout shorts, or colorful rain boots when it hasnt rained in weeks, shall be put to death.

    4: I'm just glad that I'm anywhere but ****ing Kansas.

    5: Attending a wedding in Galveston.
  8. big dog cowboy

    big dog cowboy THE BIG DOG Staff Member

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    No offense taken.
  9. WoodysGirl

    WoodysGirl Shut up and play! Staff Member

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    Pee standing up... lol

    Patti LaBelle, Janet Jackson, or Angela Bassett. I've always wanted to be an artist of some kind. Singer, dancer, actress... with money for days..

    Everyone would be forced to read an assigned book a week after whatever formal education they take.

    The mediterranean.
    Funeral and family
  10. Yeagermeister

    Yeagermeister Active Member

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    So that's what happened to bbgun ;)
  11. Hostile

    Hostile Tacos are a good investment Zone Supporter

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    1. You're the opposite sex. Besides the obvious checking out the new parts, what would you do? Ask people if my butt was too fat.

    2. You're someone famous. Who and why?
    Myself, because my book is a hit.

    3. You're the King (Queen) of the World! What edict would you pass? The whole world needs to move towards solar power.

    4. You're no longer in Kansas (or this world) anymore. Where are you? The Space Station.

    5. What's on deck for the weekend? Painting and church.
  12. CoCo

    CoCo Well-Known Member

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    Picturing Hos as a woman. :lmao2:

    Surely this makeover would be more than just an exchange of parts. :lmao2:


    no offense...
  13. CoCo

    CoCo Well-Known Member

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    1. You're the opposite sex. Besides the obvious checking out the new parts, what would you do? I know how I look outside, but how do I feel inside? Pretty critical...

    2. You're someone famous. Who and why? Derrick Rose. Love to play hoops, love to have his game. Not necessarily his fame, just his game. (btw - am I still a woman?)

    3. You're the King (Queen) of the World! What edict would you pass? No more disrespect! No more entitlement! Got to work together!

    4. You're no longer in Kansas (or this world) anymore. Where are you? Apparently Chicago. See #2.

    5. What's on deck for the weekend?
    Perhaps the 1st weekend to truly relax and recharge in quite awhile. Time with my wife. Daughter's birthday. Probably the first lawn-mowing of the season. Breakfast with friends Saturday. Love with the family...
  14. Dallas

    Dallas Old bulletproof tiger

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    You choose Oprah? Good lord, choose someone who is at least HOT. A lot of super rich HOT important women out there.
  15. Faerluna

    Faerluna I'm Complicated

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    See, this is the basic difference between men and women, that you would even think of this. :rolleyes: ;) :p:

    Also, with that much money, you don't need to be hot. Duh! :D
  16. dez_for_prez

    dez_for_prez Active Member

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    There seem to be a lot of people with calcium deficiency :laugh2:

    1. You're the opposite sex. Besides the obvious checking out the new parts, what would you do?
    Walk past construction sites to feel good about myself.

    2. You're someone famous. Who and why?
    Mark Zuckerberg. I'd shut down facebook and go swim in my money.

    3. You're the King (Queen) of the World! What edict would you pass?
    I'm aloud to sleep with whoever I want.

    4. You're no longer in Kansas (or this world) anymore. Where are you?
    Mainframe from Reboot.

    5. What's on deck for the weekend
    Drinking/smoking and watching some playoff hockey.
  17. Afigueroa22

    Afigueroa22 Well-Known Member

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    1. You're the opposite sex. Besides the obvious checking out the new parts, what would you do?
    Don't see much to do besides checking out the new hardware.

    2. You're someone famous. Who and why?
    Bill Gates. 2nd richest man in world, I'd buy the Cowboys and make myself the GM.

    :shoot3:

    3. You're the King (Queen) of the World! What edict would you pass?
    Superbowl Sunday is now a world holiday.

    4. You're no longer in Kansas (or this world) anymore. Where are you?
    Coruscant, browsing the archives.

    5. What's on deck for the weekend?

    Work, waiting for the draft.
  18. Rack Bauer

    Rack Bauer Federal Agent

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    1. Immediately declare my lesbianism.

    2. Brad Pitt cuz he's doing Angelina Jolie.

    3. All stupid people subject to the death penalty.

    4. Mexico?

    5. A whole lot of nothing.
  19. StanleySpadowski

    StanleySpadowski Active Member

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    1. Show others of my gender that good driving is possible

    2. Kyle Orton - backup QB of the Cowboys is the greatest job in the world. Make millions holding a clipboard and have the best seat in the house.

    3. 95% of the stop signs in the world would become yield signs

    4. Would have to be the the holo deck thingie on Star Trek

    5. Meetings and games all weekend
  20. Cajuncowboy

    Cajuncowboy Preacher From The Black Lagoon

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    Call my doctor ASAP and find out WTH he perscribed.



    John Rich because his music rocks... (in case you are reading this. LOL)
    Make Brainpaint shave. :D

    Hawaii

    Family time, BBQ, Church and NASCAR

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