Funny Stuff

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  1. fweegy

    fweegy Active Member

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    A Pennsylvania farmer dies and is sent to Hell. When he gets there it's 95 F with 90% humidity,but Satan notices that the farmer is kicked back on the brimstone, relaxing comfortably.He asks, 'Why aren't you miserable like everyone else here?'

    The farmer replies: 'Oh, this is like a warm spring day in southeast Pa. I like it.'

    Angrily, Satan turns up the thermostat until its 100 F and 95% humidity.
    Still the farmer's happy. 'This is like a good June day on the farm. Not bad at all.' Furiously, Satan turns it up to 105 F and 99% humidity. Everyone is even more miserable, except the farmer who is still resting. 'Hey, this is like a good August day on the farm bailing hay - feels good, the hotter the better.'

    In a total rage, Satan turns the thermostat down to minus 25 F. Within seconds, the air becomes chilly and frost appears, soon followed by solid ice every where. Satan smirks, watching the farmer.

    The confused farmer looks down at the frozen ground for a moment, then, suddenly jumps up excitedly, looks around everywhere and begins to laugh, scream, and jump for joy.

    The EAGLES won the Super Bowl!!

    The EAGLES won the Super Bowl!!

    The EAGLES won the Super Bowl!!

  2. the kid 05

    the kid 05 Individuals play the game, but teams beat the odds

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    haha thats great
  3. DallasFanSince86

    DallasFanSince86 Pessimism Sucks

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    Now that's funny. Very good joke. But we all know Eagles are not going to win the Superbowl even if hell does freeze over.
  4. Signals

    Signals Suspicious looking stranger

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    The Eagles - When hell freezes over was pretty decent CD.

    Here's a joke for ya...

    Have you checked your cars 710?

    A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?' She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..' She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

    The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?' She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.'

    If you're not sure what a 710 is click here:
  5. Rack Bauer

    Rack Bauer Federal Agent

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  6. DallasFanSince86

    DallasFanSince86 Pessimism Sucks

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    Good one. I have a sister who would do something like this.

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