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Genealogy Humor

Discussion in 'Off-topic Zone' started by Signals, Apr 5, 2008.

  1. Signals

    Signals Suspicious looking stranger

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    A little girl asked her mother, 'How did the human race appear?'

    The mother answered, 'God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was all mankind made.'

    Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.

    The father answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.'

    The confused girl returned to her mother and said, 'Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?'

    The mother answered, 'Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his.'
     
  2. Yeagermeister

    Yeagermeister Active Member

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    :laugh2: Good one
     
  3. ROMOSAPIEN9

    ROMOSAPIEN9 Proud Grandpa

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    BOOOOOOO!!!!

    That was a big swing and a miss there StarKist.

    Not even remotely funny IMO.

    As CLEARLY the male of the species is divine.
     
  4. DallasFanSince86

    DallasFanSince86 Pessimism Sucks

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    :laugh2:

    Funny.
     

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