Girls Night Out

Discussion in 'Off-topic Zone' started by heavyg, Jun 26, 2004.

  1. heavyg

    heavyg Active Member

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    Two women friends had gone for a Girls Night Out,

    but had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on beer.

    Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to

    pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of

    them suggested they do their business behind a

    head stone or something. One of them had nothing

    to wipe with so she thought she'd take off her

    panties and use them, then throw them away. Her

    friend however was wearing a rather expensive

    underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers but

    was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from

    a wreath that was on one of the graves and

    proceeded to wipe herself with that. They then

    made off for home.

    The next day one woman's husband phoned the other

    husband and said "These damn girls nights out have

    got to stop. My wife came home last night without

    her panties"

    "That's nothing" said the other "Mine came back

    with a card stuck between the cheeks of her butt

    that said 'From all of us at the Fire Station.

    We'll never forget you'."
  2. jamez25

    jamez25 Active Member

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    roflmao :D

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