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Gloom! dispair! flying vomit! dead turkeys everywhere!

Discussion in 'Off-topic Zone' started by Bungarian, Aug 16, 2012.

  1. Bungarian

    Bungarian Butt Monkey Zone Supporter

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    The OL The OL!!!

    What will we do??? What will we do?? The season is over! This team has won games and lost games in the past and that proves they suck

    My mind is boggling! Jerry Jones eats small puppies! Tony Romo got sacked getting out of his car. Costa fell off the toilet! Put Rob Ryan in at center.

    Help!



    Sorry having a little fun with everyone freaking out over one preseason game.
  2. iceberg

    iceberg nothing is nothing Zone Supporter

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    as god is my witness, i thought turkeys could fly....
  3. Bungarian

    Bungarian Butt Monkey Zone Supporter

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    I loved that show
  4. WV Cowboy

    WV Cowboy Waitin' on the 6th

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    It's not just one preseason game.

    It has been a concern for many years.
    It was a concern last season.
    It needed fixed in the off-season, .. there was fear that it had not been fixed.
    The first preseason game did nothing to calm the fears.

    I am not freaking out, but I'm not confident in our OL presently.
  5. burmafrd

    burmafrd Well-Known Member

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    the happy fans are really desperate anymore

    16 years of mediocre and they claim we are the ones not facing reality
  6. WV Cowboy

    WV Cowboy Waitin' on the 6th

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    I guess Burm, .. man, nobody loves the Cowboys more than I do, but it is what it is, ... and it ain't been pretty.
  7. Bungarian

    Bungarian Butt Monkey Zone Supporter

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    This thread was in fun. If you want serious discussion there are plenty back in the main forum.
  8. WV Cowboy

    WV Cowboy Waitin' on the 6th

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    Thank you 'thread master'.
  9. iceberg

    iceberg nothing is nothing Zone Supporter

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    they have wings...they just don't seem to know how to use them...
  10. Bungarian

    Bungarian Butt Monkey Zone Supporter

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    No problem dude. Let me know if you need any other help.
  11. WV Cowboy

    WV Cowboy Waitin' on the 6th

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    That will be all, .. you're dismissed.
  12. Bungarian

    Bungarian Butt Monkey Zone Supporter

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    The threadmaster never sleeps. I am always ready to.....

    Hold on while I eat this doughnut.
  13. Idgit

    Idgit Ice up, son. Ice up! Staff Member

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    I opened this thread for the sole purpose of posting that quote. "They're dropping like bags of wet cement!". Ha! Still funny.
  14. cajuncocoa

    cajuncocoa Bleeding silver and blue

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    ^^This.
  15. iceberg

    iceberg nothing is nothing Zone Supporter

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    [youtube]lf3mgmEdfwg[/youtube]

    then mr carlson had the helicopter land in the middle of the parking lot. i guess he thought he could save the day by turning the rest of the turkeys loose.

    it gets pretty strange after that.

    i really don't know to describe it. it's as if the turkeys launched a counter attack...
  16. CowboyMcCoy

    CowboyMcCoy Business is a Boomin

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    They can't?
  17. iceberg

    iceberg nothing is nothing Zone Supporter

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    fyi - i did a search on some of the lines to the show to make sure i'd get them right as this went on.

    the 1st site to come up?

    this thread.

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