God's Country...

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  1. peplaw06

    peplaw06 That Guy

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    John Madden was in Green Bay to announce a football game one weekend
    when he noticed a special telephone near the Packers' bench. He asked QB
    Favre what it was used for and was told it was a hotline to God.
    John asked if he could use it. Favre replied, 'Sure, but it will cost
    you $200.

    John scratched his head, then thought, what the heck, I could use some
    help picking games. He pulled out his wallet and paid $200. John's picks
    were perfect that week.

    The next week, John was in Indianapolis when he noticed that same kind
    of phone on the Colts bench. He asked what the telephone was for and
    Manning told him, 'It's a hotline to God if you want to use it, it will
    cost you $500.' Recalling the previous week, John pulled out his wallet
    and made the call. John's picks were perfect again that week.

    Last weekend, John was in Dallas, when he noticed the same kind of
    telephone by the Dallas' bench. He asked Tony Romo, 'Is that the hotline
    to God?' Tony said, 'Yes, and if you want to use it, it will cost you 50
    cents.' John looked incredulously at Romo and said, 'Wait a second, I
    just paid $200 in Green Bay and $500 in Indianapolis to use the same
    phone to God! Why do the Cowboys only charge 50 cent?
    Tony replied, 'Because in Dallas, it's a local call...
    Welcome to God's Country.'
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