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Greatest. Wedding. Ever.

Discussion in 'Off-topic Zone' started by The30YardSlant, Jul 25, 2006.

  1. The30YardSlant

    The30YardSlant Benched

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    This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

    After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for
    coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

    As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.

    Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.

    After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!" Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."

    He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.

    His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has balls
    the size of church bells.
  2. bobtheflob

    bobtheflob New Member

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  3. The30YardSlant

    The30YardSlant Benched

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  5. Yeagermeister

    Yeagermeister Active Member

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    Without even going to that site I pretty much knew it was an urban legend because I have heard about for years.
  6. trickblue

    trickblue Old Testament... Zone Supporter

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  7. dougonthebench

    dougonthebench Cowboys Forever

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    DUDE!!!I'm thinking he has King Kong sized balls!Thats hilarious!:lmao2:
  8. Qwickdraw

    Qwickdraw Benched

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    someone missed the disclaimer...
  9. ROMOSAPIEN9

    ROMOSAPIEN9 Proud Grandpa

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    I wouldn't say that that story is old. But, the last time I heard it I fell off my dinosaur and broke my stone underwear.:p:
  10. Yeagermeister

    Yeagermeister Active Member

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    And you heard it from CBZ :D
  11. TruBlueCowboy

    TruBlueCowboy New Member

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    Yup. Heard this one before. Still a good story, though. I wish I could attend a wedding like that.
  12. bbgun

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    Unfortunately, this psycho story is all too real.
  13. calico

    calico Well-Known Member

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    That is a riot. The guy sounds like a freaking loser and I am not surprised he is on the dating service.

    Kind of reminds me of a roommate I had in college that freaked out on me because I owed him $20.10 and I only gave him a $20.
  14. TheEnigma

    TheEnigma Anomaly

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    I guess things may be different up there in NY, but $100 for a date? :eek: Seems like alot to me. I could probably eat off of $100 for 2 or 3 weeks, and if tried hard enough could make it last a month.
  15. calico

    calico Well-Known Member

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    It is NY...that trash hole has that excuse as the yuppie cowards rob you blind...that same meal would cost $40 else where.
  16. ConcordCowboy

    ConcordCowboy Mr. Buckeye

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    Good find.

    Man that guy is Psycho!

    God there are pathetic people in this world.
  17. ROMOSAPIEN9

    ROMOSAPIEN9 Proud Grandpa

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    GOOD GRIEF!!

    That's "Twilight Zone" material.
  18. Hostile

    Hostile Tacos are a good investment Zone Supporter

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    He must need the :money: to buy his nads back.

    Pathetic.

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