Happily Married?

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  1. Biggems

    Biggems White and Nerdy

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    Over 7 years, though we officially got married last december, I have considered her my wife for the longest time. She is my everything.
     
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  2. Biggems

    Biggems White and Nerdy

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    My wife is a Cowboys, Spurs, Astros, and Longhorns fan. She even watches and roots for the Penguins with me. She also enjoys going to watch the football games for my alma mater.

    I get easily annoyed, always have been, especially by women and their phony bs drama......but she has never ever annoyed me, bored me, or made me want to look for greener grass, cause she has the greenest grass around.

    Oh, and I have seen men and women who have their days.....good, bad, and ugly when it comes to their appearance, but this woman of mine always looks beautiful, never needs makeup, but she likes to wear a little when she goes out. I am in awe of her physical appearance, as I have definitely have my fare share of dog days.
     
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  3. RGV_Clos

    RGV_Clos Well-Known Member

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    Not a problem, thank you brother
     
  4. The Fonz

    The Fonz Correctamundo

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    Never been married,however I have an imaginary wife does that count?
     
  5. Reality

    Reality Administrator Staff Member

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    Is she a Cowboys fan? :D
     
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  6. The Fonz

    The Fonz Correctamundo

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    you bet she is and she is always in the mood:)
     
  7. Ranching

    Ranching Well-Known Member

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    I have a couple of those on the side. ;);)
     
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  8. The Fonz

    The Fonz Correctamundo

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    you don't say? I bet no jealousy among them.:D
     
  9. Reality

    Reality Administrator Staff Member

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    If he's smart, they don't know about each other :)

    If he disappears one day, they probably found out :D
     
  10. The Fonz

    The Fonz Correctamundo

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    He has a big heart to love them all equally, however if they ever found out he will be for sure in big trouble.Let's hope he has signed a prenup.
     
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  11. haleyrules

    haleyrules Well-Known Member

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    Ha!
     
  12. haleyrules

    haleyrules Well-Known Member

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    Thats the best kind.
     
  13. DFWJC

    DFWJC Well-Known Member

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    Do you have kids?
     
  14. The Fonz

    The Fonz Correctamundo

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    u better believe it....the best:D
     
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  15. Ranching

    Ranching Well-Known Member

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    Lol, If i serious, it wouldn't be a big heart I needed to love them all.
     
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  16. Melonfeud

    Melonfeud Well-Known Member Zone Supporter

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    That tends to be a problem, sometimes! It's always seemed when I'm trying to be good /loyal in a monogamous relationship!
    THAT'S when the sexy vixens start orbiting in my periphery,,, Sheese, stay single, stop shaving and there's nothing but wounded Cows around!
     
  17. Ranching

    Ranching Well-Known Member

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    Aye!
     
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  18. Melonfeud

    Melonfeud Well-Known Member Zone Supporter

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    I was gonna pull that quote myself but road head/this thread just really didn't mesh
     
  19. Ranching

    Ranching Well-Known Member

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    Lol, Roadhead highway! Great scenery!
     
  20. haleyrules

    haleyrules Well-Known Member

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    Ha! Wounded cows need love too!
     

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