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  1. PullMyFinger

    PullMyFinger Old Fashioned

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    Someone sent this to me in a E-mail, how true it is, lol.



  2. Dallas

    Dallas Old bulletproof tiger

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    How to treat a man:

    Show up naked

    Bring Chicken Wings

    Don't block the TV

    Know football

    Hate the Redskins/Eagles/Giants

    Love the Dallas Cowboys

    Understand Xbox

    Play Xbox



    I will marry you..... :p:
  3. bbgun

    bbgun Benched

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    Like a page ripped from my childhood.

    [youtube]qbd4Mhaunn8[/youtube]
  4. Hank Johnson

    Hank Johnson Benched

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    How to treat a man:

    Don't talk so much

    Cook well and cook often

    Keep your mouth shut during the ballgame

    Don't expect me to know what you're thinking, all the time.

    Take off your clothes

    Do certain "things."

    NEVER use sex as a weapon. Gets real old, but usually works.

    Clean house often

    Only be supportive when the Cowboys, Longhorns, or any team playing no-u is on. You're opinion of the game is not necessary. If you feel compelled to get into the game, cheer, don't talk. Please, you can only make it worse.

    Have something to eat ready by halftime.

    NEVER complain about the tv being on too loud during games.

    Then, after the game is over, take your clothes off again and do "things." If we lose, well, do the same thing.
  5. Faerluna

    Faerluna I'm Complicated

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    Pfft. Hope you're already married. Otherwise, don't hold your breath! :rolleyes:
  6. PullMyFinger

    PullMyFinger Old Fashioned

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    LOL Ya really
  7. Hank Johnson

    Hank Johnson Benched

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    oh these aren't my requirements, just thoughts on what makes a guy happy.

    i'm not that stupid. i love breasts way too much. :eek:

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