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Height Increase

Discussion in 'Off-topic Zone' started by TheCowboy, Apr 21, 2011.

  1. TheCowboy

    TheCowboy The Teen

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    Is there any way of increasing your height? I am 5'11" and I want to be taller. I just like being big.

    Is there any way of increasing my height?

    Thanks!
     
  2. Yeagermeister

    Yeagermeister Active Member

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    Buy some stilts or elevator shoes
     
  3. bbgun

    bbgun Benched

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    Hang around with short people.
     
  4. Yeagermeister

    Yeagermeister Active Member

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    I'm sure Bob could use some friends
     
  5. zrinkill

    zrinkill Diamond surrounded by trash

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    :laugh2:
     
  6. Joshmvii

    Joshmvii Cowboys baby!

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    There are really painful surgeries that involve basically stretching your limbs, but they're crazy expensive and typically only used by little people who want to be taller.

    5'11" is a fine height. I'm almost 6'1" and I consider it basically to be the perfect height, but 5'11" is just shy of average for an american man I think. I have some friends who are more in the 5'9"ish range, and they really hate it, but even they don't look extremely short.

    Once you get in the 5'7" to 5'8" range as a man is when you start looking weirdly short. :laugh2:
     
  7. TheCowboy

    TheCowboy The Teen

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    lol at some replies. Don't laugh but I want to be 6'4"

    I hear swimming helps and taking vitamins but I wanted to hear other's advice.
     
  8. big dog cowboy

    big dog cowboy THE BIG DOG Staff Member

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  9. VietCowboy

    VietCowboy Be Realistic. Demand the Impossible.

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    I'm short 5'3'' :p I just wear stilettos and suddenly my height is average
     
  10. CATCH17

    CATCH17 1st Round Pick

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    I'm tall and I drank a crap load of Braums milk as a kid.
     
  11. Anjinsan

    Anjinsan Benched

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    Just be happy the way you are. Jeez.
     
  12. Jenky

    Jenky Well-Known Member Zone Supporter

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    You are 15? You aren't done growing.
     
  13. Bizwah

    Bizwah Well-Known Member

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    Try hanging from the chin-up bar.
     
  14. Joe Realist

    Joe Realist No Kool-Aid here!

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    try posting 5,000, 10,000, 50,000 more times. It might not make you grow, but you will feel bigger.:D
     
  15. peplaw06

    peplaw06 That Guy

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    Get yourself a rack

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  16. Muhast

    Muhast Newo

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    It's actually taller than the average american.

    The average US height for a male is 5'10.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_height#Average_height_around_the_world
     
  17. Hoofbite

    Hoofbite Well-Known Member

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    Here's what they do. They break your legs and bolt them in place until the bones fuse back.

    Sounds totally worth it. Try it.

    And no. This type of surgery or any other method you have heard for increasing "height" will not make your ***** any bigger.
     
  18. TheCowboy

    TheCowboy The Teen

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    I'll try it! lol
     
  19. Yeagermeister

    Yeagermeister Active Member

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    Elevator shoes are cheaper and less painful :laugh2:
     
  20. DFWJC

    DFWJC Well-Known Member Zone Supporter

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    I thought this a was a joke at first...guess not.

    So, look up the averages. You are actually taller than average (50 percentile is actually slightly UNDER 5'10)

    http://www.halls.md/chart/men-height-w.htm
     

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