Hey, Flava Flav has his pick of women...

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  1. GimmeTheBall!

    GimmeTheBall! Junior College Transfer

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    I saw a show in which he had the pick among 15 gorgeous women -- OK, maybe 10 of them were gorgeous in a sexy, skanky way.
    They all seemed to hyperventilate when they got close to him.
    He is like the sultan of love and they all adore him.
    How did this happen? How did Flava Flav become a sex object? When did the memo go around that this would be the new reality, Flava Flav getting all leading man?:laugh2:
    He's got to be the ugliest person who ever lived.
    I can't decide if I am more jealous or more disgusted at America's sudden taste for the cartoonish and kitschiness.
    Tonite I saw a show in which he and the gal he chose (her name is "Deelishous") talked about how happy and how right this romance is.
    Dang. The world turned upside down.
  2. calico

    calico Well-Known Member

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    I saw one episode of that a few weeks ago and I died laughing when one of the girls actually laid a growler in her skirt and it fell onto the floor...she then reached down and picked it up like it was no big deal.

    The look on Flav's face was a freaking riot when he smelled it and had no idea what the smell was...then they followed the hershey kisses up the stairs to the bathroom and put 2 and 2 together.

  3. GimmeTheBall!

    GimmeTheBall! Junior College Transfer

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    saw it.
    poor girl. She'll have to carry that one around for the rest of her life. For her sake she should at least get a tissue endorsement.
    That was a new low in TV.
    But then again, I guess she was excited to be near Flava Flav.
    Da Flava o' Love.

  4. Yeagermeister

    Yeagermeister Active Member

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    Why any woman would swoon over him is beyond me. :laugh1:
  5. BrAinPaiNt

    BrAinPaiNt Backwoods Sexy Staff Member

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    Hey don't knock flav...look at that sexy mug.



    I think being a celebrity, getting a chance to be on TV for his show, and being a kind person is two things that some women like about flav...the other is...


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