I'm Juke. I was born in an aluminum toolshed in Bucksnort, Tennessee. When I was six my family moved to Brooklyn NY. It took me almost 3 months to find them and when I did, they assured me that their moving without me was only an "oversight" and as a show of affection they threw in free utilities with my rent. While living in NY, a kid with a nickname of "Spongy" (this is true) decided he disliked me more than any human being on the planet. After several beatings, I visited Spongy's mom, Mrs Spongy. We struck up an agreement that would stop Spongy from beating me up. My next payment will be my last intallment. I'm not sure if I'll have to renegotiate a new contract. As an aside, I'm can't swear to it but I think Hos might be Spongy. I came to the CowboysZone 3+ years ago and was greeted with open arms by Reality, who ripped all the flesh off my bones like a rabid hyena because I said something negative about Emmitt Smith. This guy ain't exactly the "welcome wagon". Less than a year ago, I was pomoted to Moderator here at the Zone. "Promoted" is an odd word to use in describing how I am now allowed to walk around this place with a broom and garbage pail. I get along very well with the other moderators with the excpetion of Brainpaint, Cbz, Dale, Duane, jt, Mike Winicki, trickblue and Woody's Girl. Oh, I once saved trickblue by diving in front of him as a car was barreling down on him. In the process, he slipped and fell under a bus. But well, that's another story for another day. You'll have to ask him about that. As an aside, this is the first time I've written as many as three sentences without insulting Mike Winicki.