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  1. Juke99

    Juke99 ...Abbey someone

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    I'm Juke.

    I was born in an aluminum toolshed in Bucksnort, Tennessee. When I was six my family moved to Brooklyn NY. It took me almost 3 months to find them and when I did, they assured me that their moving without me was only an "oversight" and as a show of affection they threw in free utilities with my rent.

    While living in NY, a kid with a nickname of "Spongy" (this is true) decided he disliked me more than any human being on the planet. After several beatings, I visited Spongy's mom, Mrs Spongy. We struck up an agreement that would stop Spongy from beating me up. My next payment will be my last intallment. I'm not sure if I'll have to renegotiate a new contract. As an aside, I'm can't swear to it but I think Hos might be Spongy.

    I came to the CowboysZone 3+ years ago and was greeted with open arms by Reality, who ripped all the flesh off my bones like a rabid hyena because I said something negative about Emmitt Smith. This guy ain't exactly the "welcome wagon". :D

    Less than a year ago, I was pomoted to Moderator here at the Zone. "Promoted" is an odd word to use in describing how I am now allowed to walk around this place with a broom and garbage pail. :D

    I get along very well with the other moderators with the excpetion of Brainpaint, Cbz, Dale, Duane, jt, Mike Winicki, trickblue and Woody's Girl.

    Oh, I once saved trickblue by diving in front of him as a car was barreling down on him. In the process, he slipped and fell under a bus. But well, that's another story for another day. You'll have to ask him about that.

    As an aside, this is the first time I've written as many as three sentences without insulting Mike Winicki.
  2. CowboysFan02

    CowboysFan02 Degree or Bust

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    Juke you left out that your avatar is your actual picture taken after that fateful day saving TB. :D

    However you still have the bragging rights witht he best body, as you can see from this picture:

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    Guess I need to update the ole Reailty's Angels picture.

    P.S. Juke can you grab your broom and garbage pail we need a clean up in the Opinion Zone. :p:
  3. Lifetimeboyzfan

    Lifetimeboyzfan Active Member

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    Nice read! Thank you for that.
  4. Juke99

    Juke99 ...Abbey someone

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    Sure...taking delight in the misfortune of others...nice. :D
  5. BrAinPaiNt

    BrAinPaiNt Bad Santa Staff Member

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    :laugh2: @ Bucksnort.
  6. Yeagermeister

    Yeagermeister Active Member

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    That's an actual city. It's near Nashville :laugh2:
  7. Signals

    Signals Suspicious looking stranger

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    Hi I'm Starkist

    I was born in the deep blue sea. All of my life I've had a inate instinct of how to elude my natural preditors.

    When I became of age my parents told me I had to find my own seaweed and rock to live under.

    What my parents failed to tell me about was the dragnet... now I live in a little round can about one inch high with shinning blue paper wrapped around it.

    So if I get pissed off and tell you to eat me, I don't mean it literally.
  8. Yeagermeister

    Yeagermeister Active Member

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    But are you chicken or tuna? :laugh2:
  9. Juke99

    Juke99 ...Abbey someone

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    OK Yeagermeister, how on earth did you know this???
  10. Yeagermeister

    Yeagermeister Active Member

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    On my many business trips to Nashville I have seen the sign for it on the interstate and laugh every time.
  11. Juke99

    Juke99 ...Abbey someone

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    I wonder what you'd call a person from Bucksnort..a Bucksnorter...Bucksnortian...Bucksnortiac...I could say something else but my modly status here restricts me from saying things that would set a bad example. :D
  12. Yeagermeister

    Yeagermeister Active Member

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    Redneck :laugh2:
  13. Juke99

    Juke99 ...Abbey someone

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    AHHHHHHH...that feels so much better...

    Glad you took the lead.

    :p:
  14. Yeagermeister

    Yeagermeister Active Member

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    :thumbup:

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