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How I got time off from work

Discussion in 'Off-topic Zone' started by Signals, Nov 1, 2004.

  1. Signals

    Signals Suspicious looking stranger

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    I decided that I needed a few days off and I
    realized that I ran out of vacation time already.
    I figured the best way to get the Boss to send
    me home was to act a little crazy. I figured he'd
    think I was burning out and give me some time off.
    I went into work early the other day and began
    hanging upside down from the ceiling.
    Just then one of my coworkers (she's a blonde...it'll
    be important later) came in and asked me what I
    was doing. "Shh," I said, "I'm acting crazy to get
    a few days off. I'm a light bulb."
    A second later the Boss walked by and asked me
    what I was doing. "I'm a light bulb!" I exclaimed.
    "You're going crazy," he said. "Take a few days off."
    With that, I jumped down and started walking out.
    The blonde started following me and the Boss asked
    where she was going.
    "I can't work in the dark," she said.
  2. jacs

    jacs I'd Hit It

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    [IMG] the blonde could have messed up the things
  3. jamez25

    jamez25 Active Member

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    lol,that was pretty good....

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