So...I am one of the oddballs out there who doesn't own a television. I actually didn't realize how uncommon it is to not have one until being barraged with "Are you serious? Then what do you do?" questions in one of my communications courses. With that being said, I spend close to 0 hours behind the tube, with the exception being the Cowboys games I catch on the weekends at the pub. How much time do yall spend per day behind the tube? Some statistics claim that the average human will spend somewhere around 9 years of their life watching television.